Oh, Tiff, you're a sweetheart. I think that photo has just the right amount of me and an equally right amount of fuzzy clarity in the lens.
And, sorry to disappoint, but it's a no on both of your counts. Feel free to throw yourself at me desperately, though, as my preferences and relationship status has never stopped anyone before.
And people ask why my standards have dropped.
Potential suitor check-list?
___ Penis
___ Pulse
Will settle for 1 out of 2.
Hey, Tiff, if you'll stick to checkpoint number 2, you're definitely going to score!
You're not single, bway??? Why didn't I know this???
Oh, don't for a second think those four-legged mammals don't try! Then I tell Rath I'm not interested, and she backs off.
Well, Rath, you never meet me for coffee. You're always "busy."
Just ask Cookie. We're a couple now.
I MIGHT have been busy, but you've never BOTHERED TO ASK.
Boys.
That's why you gave us up, huh, Rath?
So, if Bluemoon is my Grandmother, and Rath is her wife...
Just tryin' to figure it out, is all...
Gave you up? That implies having you in the first place...
I meant boys, Rath, not me specifically.
So did I, bway.
Moony is your GRANDMOTHER, Addy?? How exactly did THAT work out???
Not quite sure... None of it makes much sense to me. But, she gave me the best hugs ever!
She's fantastic with the hugs, that's for sure!
So, if she's my Grandma, and you're her wife... do I get to sit in your lap, too?
*grabs popcorn, pulls up chair*
You can talk about the next thing that pops up.
You have to ask, Addy?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
See, Rath - everyone likes a girl who likes her donuts!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Did I hear the word doughnuts? I still need sugar by the way.
So bway isn't straight and single? Damn!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
Heehee. Thank you cookie!!!
Tiff: Balthazar. beignets... better than the doughnuts that Rath makes...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
I am Addy's grandmother on the BWW family tree. I was looking at that tree just the other day and I must say it needs pruning. A few members have left us (and a few more should?) and others have come into our little family.
Also, my family never got their own tree page, Mr. BSoBW2. And you PROMISED we would. We do hold grudges, you know. Anyway, it might be a good time to revisit the family tree.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
Why don't we chop down the fvcking tree and burn the families? What say you to that?
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