#1
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:55pm
"Don't touch that squirrel's nuts"
#2
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:55pm
I about died laughing when I first heard that line. Its so wrong, but so funny!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#3
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:57pm
GODDDD I can't wait for this! No matter how much I hate the story.
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#4
Posted: 6/29/05 at 1:58pm
That's what Tim Burton says when anyone talks about his boyfriend, Johnny Depp.
#5
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:00pm
Bwaysinger I just laughed and spit water all over the pc screen. That was brilliant dear.
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#6
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:00pm
That line gets me -a s does "HAHAHA you're weird"
Updated On: 6/29/05 at 02:00 PM
#7
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:05pm
KelRel, it's purely an observation. name a Burton film outside of Planet of the "oh my god this is horrible, horrible, just shoot me now" Apes that has featured anyone besides Depp in, oh, say, 30 years.
#8
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:07pm
Big Fish.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#9
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:08pm
Well, that was easy.
#10
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:08pm
...and there it is STP lol
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#11
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:08pm
Nightmare before Christmas
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#12
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:09pm
I'm scared of this movie - Johnny Depp looks like a deranged maniac!
"Not a day goes by..."
#13
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:09pm
Am I the only one who thinks he still looks at least handsome? lol
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#14
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:10pm
Beetlejuice.
Batman.
Batman Returns.
Mars Attacks!.
This is fun!
Batman.
Batman Returns.
Mars Attacks!.
This is fun!
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#15
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:10pm
At first I was anti-this remake.
But seeing the trailor, it looks like it may be good.
"Come on, let's go!"
::CRASH:: into glass.
But seeing the trailor, it looks like it may be good.
"Come on, let's go!"
::CRASH:: into glass.
#16
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:10pm
In a very scary way yes. I prefered him all dirty and nasty in Pirates of the Caribbean.
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#17
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:11pm
oh god..Pirates of the Caribbean made me appreciate men wearing eye liner..loads of it
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#18
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:12pm
#19
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:30pm
Love it. Can't wait to see it.
Finding Neverland wasn't a Tim Burton film.
Finding Neverland wasn't a Tim Burton film.
#20
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:33pm
be afraid. be very afraid.
::cturtle is afraid of the pageboy hair cut alone::
::cturtle is afraid of the pageboy hair cut alone::
RIP glebby <3
#21
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:34pm
'Twas a joke. But, if ever a director wanted up an actor's bum, Burton hearts Depp.
#22
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:35pm
I can't wait to see this! I've been a big fan of the book since I was little and its good to see that they're going to be more faithful to the book. It needs to do well so they can make Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. I want to see some CGI Vermicious Knids 
#24
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:41pm
Mars Attacks was the worst movie I have ever seen.
"Without Jews, fags, and gypsies, there is no theatre!"
~Mel Brooks, To be or not to be
#25
Posted: 6/29/05 at 2:50pm
When I saw the preview containing this "joke" I thought what a pity it was that this type of humor was the best they could do making a film of this beloved book. Then I realized-- wait a minute! They are featuring this "Joke" in the trailer, a place to put your best lines! It made me fear for this film. Willy Wonka doesn't make cheap, third grade sex jokes. He doesn't say "You're Weird!" when people challenge him. It's amazing how far off the rails a studio was willing to follow Tim Burton. Of course, maybe the finished film will delight me. I guess we'll see.
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