Colorforms.
Back when I had an imagination, I loved to pretend that a Tornado was destroying their surroundings, and they would fly wherever I put them.
I also liked those pad thingies where you would draw with a stick pencil, and lift the sheets up and the drawing would disappear. I used to draw scenes from movies I made up in my head. I was pulling an ALW, only I was doing storyboards, and not even realising it.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
