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Member Name: Phantom Chicken
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Web Site: http://com2.runboard.com/bewicked
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The OLD BSoBW2

Call me BSO!

MY SIGNATURE SONG:
I am NOT a newbie
After this, you'll know who I used to be
I was BSoBW2
Now my name is weird like most of you
I used to be a Broadway Legend
But to change my name I was requisitioned
So now I am named Phantom Chicken
And you'll no longer be mistaken
Oh, you may call me bso
Which will help if you type slow
P.S.:If I may suggest, read the convo in my profile - believe me, it's worthwhile...

<u>The Story Behind the Name <i>Phantom Chicken</i></u>

(BSO talks with BEKA in the doll workshop)

BSO: What? It's my forum! Go back to the chicken coop!
BEKA: You are just jealous!
BSO: Chicken coop!

(A few hours later; BST and CAM are in a room by themselves. BST is nervously pacing back and forth next to a phone. CAM sits calmly on a sofa reading "The Rent Bible.")

CAM: Would you stop pacing already!
BST: I'm just so nervous! Why haven't they done callbacks yet?
CAM: Well, you said NO ONE got a call yet. So relax.
BST: Maybe you're right...

(BST keeps pacing)

CAM: Alright, you! I have had enough! Oh, I have an idea how to calm you down!
BST: How?
CAM: Hypnotism. Here, sit down on the couch.
BST: (sitting) OK, but I don't know if it will work...
CAM: (pulling out a watch on a long chain) Relax.

(5 minutes later)

BST: I don't think it worked.
CAM: Yes it did. You were clucking like a chicken.
BST: No, that was you.
CAM: No, it was you.
BST: Except it was you.
CAM: That's true, but it was you.
BST: I'll buy that. As long as you mean you by "you."
CAM: What the hell does that mean?
BST: You know what it means.
CAM: No, I really don't. But, whatever. Maybe it was the phantom chicken.
BST: The phantom chicken you say? Where'd he go, then?
BSO: (enters) What's up, chickens?
BST: Found him!
CAM: Bso...is the phantom chicken.

(change of thread title; 30 minuntes later)

TIFF: (enters) Anyone wanna see my c0ck?

(TIFF presents BSO; change of title again)

BSO: I am confused.

(2 days later)

BSO: Oh, I get it!

(changes username)

(curtain call)

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re: If WICKED were a movie.

Jan 30, 2005 — 1:48:29 PM

Thank you ljay....

re: Misheard Lyrics

Jan 30, 2005 — 1:44:04 PM

but...they....clearly...say...Marquis de Sade

re: A Change of Heart- Brooklyn

Jan 30, 2005 — 1:41:26 PM

I have to admit - I have been VERY against the show from the beginning. I am planning on seeing it over the weekend to finally form my own opinion, so I went to the BKLYN site to hear the music. I must say, I was quite impressed. I mean, it isn't the best - but it was good - better than most people say. I will def. post a review after I see it....

re: most touching moments in the theatre

Jan 30, 2005 — 1:34:30 PM

I Know Where I've Been - Hairspray Actually, Breeze Off the River/You Walk With Me - The Full Monty

re: Cheesy Lines in Good Shows...

Jan 30, 2005 — 1:27:40 PM

"Phantom of the Opera"

re: HoW MAnY hAvE YoU SeEn?

Jan 30, 2005 — 1:24:26 PM

1,343...that doesn't count duplicates, though

re: Brooke Shields...the biggest star on Bway

Jan 30, 2005 — 1:23:25 PM

::shoot self::

re: Tickets released before the show....QUESTION!

Jan 30, 2005 — 1:23:00 PM

Thanks - And thanks to all those who sent me PMs....

re: JLT vs. Kristin in WICKED!!!

Jan 30, 2005 — 1:20:54 PM

ooo, i didn't even read the original post - and I saw my "fake" name in it (BSoBW).... I like JLT because she is funnier...her voice isn't as annoying....she devlops MUCH better....

re: Dracula Closed?

Jan 30, 2005 — 12:31:29 PM

I still think he s supposed to - I still hope he does!

re: If WICKED were a movie.

Jan 30, 2005 — 12:30:51 PM

you can TALK any way you want - but you have to SPEAK and WRITE with correct grammar!

re: BYE BYE WHOOPI!!!

Jan 30, 2005 — 11:58:42 AM

wait, when's it closing?

re: Dracula Closed?

Jan 30, 2005 — 11:57:49 AM

you just made me sad by this thread.....

re: To End The Wicked Madness.

Jan 30, 2005 — 11:56:50 AM

There is a forum Beka, Mistress and I created one already....pay attention..... http://com2.runboard.com/bewicked

re: If WICKED were a movie.

Jan 30, 2005 — 11:54:13 AM

I'd rather have JLT and idina... and it should say, "If WICKED were a movie. Sorry, it is REALLY annoying me

re: Revising Wicked

Jan 30, 2005 — 11:51:53 AM

id cUt out the pARt of IDEna JK I think I would do what Mistress said, and fix up Dancing Through Life.....

Verizon

Jan 29, 2005 — 8:47:29 PM

actually, i could never find any either...

re: Mistakes on cast recordings...

Jan 29, 2005 — 8:44:50 PM

They don't take out ALL the breathing....it also adds to the moment in Defying Gravity.... Peace and Mirth -bso

re: Tickets released before the show....QUESTION!

Jan 29, 2005 — 8:38:38 PM

some one knows this...if you know for a "particular" show - PM me...

re: Mistakes on cast recordings...

Jan 29, 2005 — 8:30:05 PM

it;s her breathing

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