Eddie 'Grandma Moses' Varley...

[robbiej]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:04am

slides one year closer to the grave this Sunday night, y'all.

EVERYBODY SING:

How old are you now?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:11am

Why Blanche, how sweet of you!

38 years of comedy gold...

And I don't look a day over 90!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:15am

A ten gallon vat of "Youth Dew" is on its way to you EV.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:39am

Must have bloooood!

[robbiej]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:40am

OMG!

You are the same age as Mindy Cohen!

You could have been Natalie!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:44am

Updated On: 10/27/05 at 11:44 AM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:47am

Wow. You need some Birthday spankings too.

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:51am

Voice...only a "little" something?...what a shame...LOL...

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:54am

Anthony, could you give little Eddie something from his Auntie Sueleen, too? Something with a little tongue would be nice.
Have a wonderful day, Eddie, and knock 'em dead! Remember, no drinks till after the show!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:56am

On drinkypoo until after, yes Auntie, always, but OH the drink I'll have after!

Thanks gang, can't wait to hang out with my BWW family!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 11:59am

Updated On: 10/27/05 at 11:59 AM

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 12:00pm

Happy Birthday you handsome hunk of manhood.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 12:06pm

No you are! And for my b-day I'd like a new pic, a never before seen one, NOW BOY!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 4:52pm

Only Mindy could be Natalie.

But Eddie runs a close second.

Have a drink for me! Let me know what it's like to be 38. I'm not there yet. WOO HOO!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 5/21/04 at 4:53pm

I remember 38! Eddie - enjoy the hell out of it!