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Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child

Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child

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#0Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/18/06 at 11:33pm

News to me - sorry if it's known or has been posted already.

One word: WOW.


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

erikaamato
#1re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/18/06 at 11:35pm

What?!?! Must go investigate, now. Where'd you hear this?

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#3re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/18/06 at 11:50pm

Is he trying to go for a record for the most kids with the most number of mothers?

FindingNamo
#4re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/18/06 at 11:59pm

So she is a tranny.


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DG
#5re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:18am

Oh my GOD, Namo - that is the funniest 'short' response I've read here for quite awhile!
Updated On: 10/19/06 at 01:18 AM

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#6re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:34am

Please, PLEASE tell me this is the result of a bad translation...


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#7re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 7:13am

*shrugs* Hey, we knew they were getting married..why not have children?

Not that it's not a scary thought, those two together...that child is going to be hideous.


"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

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#8re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 7:22am

Don't any of these people ever use protection/birth control?

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#9re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 7:24am

Poor thing is resorting to things like this to get his name in the press. His career was over a long time ago.


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Updated On: 10/19/06 at 07:24 AM

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#10re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 7:54am

Oh, I don't think his career is over. He's still ben doing movies lately, he's still got tons of fans.

And why would they use birth control if they're getting married? It's not irresponsible to have children when you're married.


"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

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#11re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 8:47am

Nothing surprises me anymore with these celebrities. He was married to such a pretty woman, and he managed to mess that up too. What a moron. Let's see how long it takes for him to mess up this relationship.

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#12re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 9:24am

And the child's name will be...


Scary Murphy?


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#13re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 9:24am

"Hey, we knew they were getting married..why not have children?"

We did?


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blueroses
#14re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 9:28am

I'll always love Eddie Murphy for his classic SNL roster alone. Velvet Jones, Stevie Wonder, Mr. Robinson, Mr. T., Gumby, Buckwheat, Desmond Tutu, Buckwheat's killer. He was brilliant!

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#15re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 9:29am

He's not dead.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

blueroses
#16re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 9:31am

I meant on SNL!

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Tice.
Fee times a mady...

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#17re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 9:32am

Okay, that made me laugh.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

FindingNamo
#18re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 10:49am

"It's not irresponsible to have children when you're married."

It's not "irresponsible" to have children when you're not married, either.


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#19re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 10:55am

DREAMGIRLS would be his opportunity to make a comeback in Hollywood, but then I hear he just signed onto another "family" film a la Doctor Dolittle/Haunted Mansion so...


"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

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SonofMammaMiaSam
#20re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 11:01am

Well hell, he's well on his way to filling a theater with just his kids alone.

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#21re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 12:35pm

And, Geek, being married is not a guarantee that you are a responsible person, let alone a responsible parent.


PEACE.

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#22re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 12:36pm

I don't know if "irresponsible" is the right word. I almost wrote "taboo" but having children out of wedlock isn't taboo anymore either. I don't know, it's just not uncommon or reprehensible, I guess.

And wwe did know they were getting married. It was in the Spice Girls Reunion thread.


"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
Updated On: 10/19/06 at 12:36 PM

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#23re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 2:44pm

Eww.


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#24re: Eddie Murphy & Scary Spice Expecting Child
Posted: 10/19/06 at 4:12pm

Alright, let the baby name pool begin!


I put my money on "Maleka'wali Jaguar Nineteen Honeycomb Radio McManlyDick Brown Murphy".


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