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#26

Edible Arrangements

Posted: 8/29/10 at 6:50pm

Put the fruit in a blender with some yogurt and a few ice cubes and make a smoothie.

note to self: Never send Dollypop a gift. If he doesn't like it he will start a thread about it and complain.

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Updated On: 8/29/10 at 06:50 PM

#27

Edible Arrangements

Posted: 8/29/10 at 7:31pm

I should mention that this gift was sent to me from the same woman who mailed me 2 lbs of birdseed a few Christmases ago. When I put the seed in the bird feeder they wouldn't go near it!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#28

Edible Arrangements

Posted: 8/29/10 at 7:34pm

Ha! Maybe next year she will gift you a flaming bag of dog poop on your doorstep.

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#29

lol that's such an odd christmas present... the seed by itself or did she send the birdfeeder with it? sending it with a birdfeeder doesn't seem all that strange, but just sending bird seed is weird

damn. now i want a smoothie. i wonder if it would be any good with just fruit and ice... i don't have any yogurt.

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#30

Edible Arrangements

Posted: 8/29/10 at 8:20pm

No, she sent just the seed. As this woman lives in Burbank, the birdseed she sent was probably geared toward the birds in her area and wasn't appealing to Long Island species.

She's a bit weird: an ex-nun who became an English teacher and then became a lawyer.

She missed my actual birthday because she was designing sunflower arrangements in Mason jars. (I'm not making this up!)

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#31

Edible Arrangements

Posted: 8/29/10 at 8:28pm

Dolly, blend the fruit with ice and add vodka. Screw the youghurt.

#32

Edible Arrangements

Posted: 8/29/10 at 8:45pm

Dollypop no longer drinks...alas!

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#33

Edible Arrangements

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:00pm

You do know that the melon will continue to ripen and be perfectly edible in a day or two, right?

#34

Edible Arrangements

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:00pm

Oh, Dolly! When I got to "This damned arrangement is sitting in my fridge!" I almost spit the martini I was sipping back into the glass! That would have been alcohol abuse! Hysterical!

Updated On: 8/30/10 at 10:00 PM

#35

Edible Arrangements

Posted: 8/31/10 at 12:13pm

Whenever I see the commercial and there's the shot of a kid's birthday party with one of those things instead of a cake, I feel like calling up Child Welfare Services and reporting the parents.

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