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#26

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

BobbyBubby, how many times have I told you to get your hair glued in and not sewn in?
"For me, THEATRE is an anticipation, an artistic rush, an emotional banquet, a jubilant appreciation, and an exit hopeful of clearer thought and better worlds." ~ an anonymous traveler with Robert Burns
#28

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Play nice, everyone!

...*plucks tape out of Cam's arms while she's distracted and skitters away*
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#32

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

XD You're FLOUNCING, now? Actually, I want you to have your tape back; I think it'd be best for us all.

...But it's probably more fun to watch you scrabble for it. *places the tape on the ground* RACE!
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#33

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

**give plum a teddy bear**

**chases after Em**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#36

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

*pats Plum on the head comfortingly* There, there.

Whenever I hear the word 'Flouncing,' I am reminded of Wildhorn's The Scarlet Pimpernel. *sigh*
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#38

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

**grabs tape before Em can get to it, speed away**

**snaps picture of the adorable sleeping Plum**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#40

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Into the woods to steal the weave
to to hide the tape
to wake the plum
to see
to steal
to wake
to flounce
b/c there's no festival

see what happens to you people when Bryant Park gets cancelled!
"I'm the STAR!"--Daniel Reichard during Glory Daze sound check
#41

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

She asks me why.... I'm just... a hairy guy. I'm hairy noon and night... hair that's afry. I'm hairy high and low... don't ask me why, don't know....

hee.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#43

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Does it make sense that I now have I Got Life stuck in my head, even though were you singing Hair?
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#44

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Oh Betty, Em thse made me giggle!!!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#46

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Oy.

*listens to Hair* Oh man... I'm gonna start singing 'Raul is Delicious' again...
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#49

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

*pictures Em as Jack being persued by the Baker for her tights as green as trees and weave as black as dirt in my bizarro ITW.*
"I'm the STAR!"--Daniel Reichard during Glory Daze sound check
#50

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

the Cow as blue as saphires?

And I think it's hair as black as coal but I could be wrong..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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