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#52

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

*clears throat; to the tune of Black Boys* (Warning: Tacktacity ahead)

Raul is DELICIOUS!
Cuban-flavored LOVE!
Swinging hips like RUM CAKE
Tempting like a MILK SHAKE
I have such a sweet tooth when it comes to LOOOooOOoove...

I should not be allowed to make up songs again. XD
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#53

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

**skips over to Lari in her in her best red rding hood fashion, pulls a sweet roll out of basket and hands it to her**

There, there dear.. we still like you..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#54

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Thank you. XD *accepts the roll and curls up in a corner*
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#57

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

IIIIIIIMPS.

Nard, go listen to And Eve Was Weak. re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#60

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

I had one left that I was trying to save for granny.. actually to tell you the truth I didn't realize it was in there.. see when I asked the baker for a basket he gave me one with a secret compartment..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#61

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Secret Compartment?!

This secret compartment filled with sweets wasn't poisoned, was it? XD
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#63

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

If it was blame the baker!!! he's the one I got the sweets from.. I didn't even come prepared with a basket so you know it wasn't me!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#65

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

*chucks the sweet roll to the side*

Good thing I didn't eat it yet. I don't take candy from strangers! ...Not that cam is much of a stranger... XD
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#66

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

nard: You're the wolf b/c of the timing of your entrance, nothing more. re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Secret compartment? This version is fun!

cam: I think the Baker's real name is Katurian. Did you feel anything sharp when you were eating all those sweets? A razor maybe?
"I'm the STAR!"--Daniel Reichard during Glory Daze sound check
#68

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Katurian Katurian?

Now, I haven't seen The Pillowman, but I get the feeling this is a reference.
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#69

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Right. Then you can swallow up Little Red. Then the huntsman can cut open your stomache, take out the Red family, fill you up with stones, sew you up and tie your feet together,and dump you in a lake to drown.

Don't you love fairy tales?
#70

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

come to think of it yes.. that's bad isnt' it??

Lari, lets get this baker..

Hi Allie, welcome to the woods.. What part are you playing today?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#72

re: Emcee Pulled Out My Weave and Won't Give it Back!

Shall I bring the explosives or the arsenic?
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm

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