1. Gunn, that was several unexpected vivid images in a row. I think I might wet myself.
2. Mr. Keaton, I don't know what you're implying about my so-called "bad side". Due to asymmetry, I have always thought of my left as my "good side". If you are referin to something else, then I certainly am an impartial judge, but I seem to remember a few choice days in my life that might qualify. (Day 3, perhaps?) As for the statement, "we all know you don't have a real life bad side", I have to question who you mean to incorporate in "we all". After all, I think only you, papa, Gov, Gunn, Priest, Kitten, and Twin come anywhere near knowing whatever bad side I may have (and perhaps Zoran, Judy, and Spidey a little). The rest of them all sit and wonder.
3. If I do indeed have a bad side, and if Gunn does as well, I think perhaps our bad sides and our good sides should double date.
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