Ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
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Joined: 12/31/69
#1Ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:57pm
It is.
NORTH PLATTE, Neb. - Two stray cats attacked three people after they got into a house in North Platte. "I thought I had seen it all, but I have never seen anything like this," Chief of Police Martin Gutschenritter said Tuesday. A call for help Monday took animal control officer John Pettit to the home of Melissa Breva, Gutschenritter said. Breva told Pettit she had captured two cats in a bedroom.
"She said the cats had gotten into the house when the front door was open," Gutschenritter said, then attacked two women who were visiting Breva.
One, Wendy Holliday, suffered scratches, the chief said, and she was bitten on both ankles, both knees and on her left calf. "She told the officer it happened when the two cats entered the residence and attacked her for no reason," Gutschenritter said.
The other woman, Rebecca Cheever, was bitten on the right calf.
When Cats Attack
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#2re: Ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:58pmI think I place more value on the life of cat's than on humans. Those women probably deserved it.
#2re: Ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 4:59pmPlease. My cat's been dead for six years, and I still watch my back.
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#3re: Ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:00pm
Well, I'm off to exhume Rath's cat's body. It sounds like there may have been some foul play.
KILLER!
#4re: Ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:00pmhaha. Do you think you have some kitty revenge coming to you, Rath?
#5ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:03pmyears ago when i had a cat i did. so i launched a preemptive strike with bocce balls. lil f*cker didn't look so smart then. yeah, how'd ya like that little mister i'm to f*cking important to purr today? huh?
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#6ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:08pmapparently we know what papa DOESN'T love.
#7ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:12pmyou watch yerself, pippin. the cat may be gone but i still have the bocce balls.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#8ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:21pmSomeone needs a scratchin!
#9ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:22pmouch. I don't know what a bocce ball is but it doesn't sound like a picnic.
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#10ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:27pmActually, Bocce is a great picnic game!
#11ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:30pmi think my mom's cat is plotting my death. sometimes i'll turn around and he'll be sitting there like a statue just staring at me.
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#12ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:30pmAs is "Kick The Cat".
#13ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:30pm
I was right. ouch.
poor kitty.
#14ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:33pmNot my personal cat (all she wants is to be pet and play), but my friend's cat definitely did. SOOO spiteful, but when I would mention something, my friend would say it was just me overreacting, blah blah. That cat was so plotting world domination.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#15ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:36pm
actually, at this very moment i feel the parakeets are plotting against me... i can hear them talking quietly amoungst themselves... i just returned home from the vet's office with them... they had their wings clipped and behaved very poorly. i am not their favorite person right now.
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#16ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 5:38pmMine are far too lazy and spoiled to be planning anything.
#17ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 6:18pm
DAILY, my cat plans things.....he planned to attempt to bite my head this AM. He plotted to run off with my hand earlier, which of course involves chewing it off first.
AND, if he is allowed to play with his sticks....forget it, as if he's not played with, he will come and literally throw the sticks at me until I will play, OR....he wraps the string of the sticks around my feet as I am talking with customers in an attempt to make me fall when I stand up.
Oh yeah......he plots. Funny, how they go from being cute when you get them to being a Satanic Majesty shortly thereafter
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#18ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 6:27pmI feel like I'm missing out on something. My cats just lay around and sleep all day.
#19ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 6:28pmmaybe because YOU are doing all the plotting? ;oP
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#20ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 6:30pm
Yes, I am.
Guess who was just made apartment manager?
Now I'm in complete control, in a rent free apartment!
#21ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 6:33pmbe afraid, be VERY afraid........so you get to fill holes, and other assorted duties?
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#22ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 6:41pmIt's a very small complex, only 24 units and it's VERY quiet around here.
#23ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 6:42pmmurphys law - it WAS very quiet around there! =)
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#24ever feel like your cat is plotting something?
Posted: 3/15/07 at 6:43pmNow I just have to tell them I've been living here this time with my two cats.....
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