Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
#1Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:33pm
No, not Larry Craig. He's no one's favorite.
I'm talking about George Michael!
He is a pop culture joke, but I admit I'm very curious to read his "no holds barred" memoir.
Yes, I know reading it will make me a worse person.
Yes, I know reading it will make me feel dirty in the morning.
Don't judge me, you know you're curious too
....but the world goes 'round
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#2re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:34pmHe may be a popculture joke, but, at one point in time, he could SANG. As my iPod reminds me every so often.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#2re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:35pm
I agree, I still buy his albums when they come out.
I really liked Patience.
....but the world goes 'round
#3re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:35pmand he looked FINE in hot pants!
#4re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:37pmI love him. This should definitely be an interesting read given his public gripes with the industry.
#5re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:37pm
the video for Faith. Who did not love his tushy in those jeans.
....but the world goes 'round
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#6re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:38pm
That video made me a man.
Or a woman.
A womanly man?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
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Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:40pmduring his Faith years I was in LOVE with him. If course he was straight back then.
....but the world goes 'round
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#8re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:41pm
i thought this was gonna be about Chantipoo!
he always told us he was a writer!
AnnaK<3LMIP
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/20/07
#9re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:45pmHe was caught unfairly. They should have arrested that cop for being a witch with a capital B.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#10re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:53pm
"George has promised HarperCollins a no-holds barred biography, and it's certain to be just that"
Unfortunately because of all the lawsuits they will encounter, they won't publish names or facts.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#11re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:58pm
Sorry, Taz, I couldn't find one from behind.
Damn, was he pretty!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#12re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:09pm
Title ideas?
"WHAM! Bam! Thank you Ma'Am!"
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#13re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:15pmConsidering he's been unconscious the last 5 years I can't imagine he'll have much to say.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
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Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:19pmProbably ghostwritten by Kevin Spacey.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#15re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:24pm
"Probably ghostwritten by Kevin Spacey."
No, he's still tired from ghostwriting Rupert Everett's.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
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Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:33pm
Title:
Becuz there aint no joy
For an uptown boy
Whos teacher has told him Good bye
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#17re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:37pm
"during his Faith years I was in LOVE with him. If course he was straight back then. "
Huh?! You couldn't tell?!
I VIVIDLY remember seeing his first video with Wham. The shorts, the black lights (Wake Me Up Before You Go Go) and I said to myself, "Gay ga-ga-ga-gay!"
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
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Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:39pm
"I VIVIDLY remember seeing his first video with Wham. The shorts, the black lights (Wake Me Up Before You Go Go) and I said to myself, "Gay ga-ga-ga-gay"
Yes...but back then taz was a zygote and you were...well...how's Shady Pines?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
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Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:42pmHe was blatantly gay, but then again, everyone was a little bit gay in the '80s. That being said, I'll read it. I love my George Michael, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#20re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:52pm
He's the queen!
Amazing. Someone that "flamboyant" closeted or no would never make it as big as he did in today's reactionary Clear Channel-owned musical climate.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:53pm
I was too young to know what it meant to be gay and I still knew that these guys would never be interested in anything I had to offer.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
nygrl23
Broadway Star Joined: 4/18/07
#22re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 5:50pmI look at those pictures and think, "My loony bun is fine, Benny Lava!"
#23re: Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!
Posted: 1/17/08 at 8:54pm
the video for Faith. Who did not love his tushy in those jeans.
Wow. Taz just said tushy.
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"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
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