Everyone's favorite bathroom sex troll signs mega book deal!

[tazber]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:33pm

No, not Larry Craig. He's no one's favorite.
I'm talking about George Michael!

He is a pop culture joke, but I admit I'm very curious to read his "no holds barred" memoir.
Yes, I know reading it will make me a worse person.
Yes, I know reading it will make me feel dirty in the morning.

Don't judge me, you know you're curious too

[robbiej]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:34pm

He may be a popculture joke, but, at one point in time, he could SANG. As my iPod reminds me every so often.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:35pm

I agree, I still buy his albums when they come out.
I really liked Patience.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:35pm

and he looked FINE in hot pants!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:37pm

I love him. This should definitely be an interesting read given his public gripes with the industry.

[tazber]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:37pm

the video for Faith. Who did not love his tushy in those jeans.

[robbiej]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:38pm

That video made me a man.

Or a woman.

A womanly man?

[tazber]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:40pm

during his Faith years I was in LOVE with him. If course he was straight back then.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:41pm

i thought this was gonna be about Chantipoo!

he always told us he was a writer!

[AnnaK<3LMIP]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:45pm

He was caught unfairly. They should have arrested that cop for being a witch with a capital B.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:53pm

"George has promised HarperCollins a no-holds barred biography, and it's certain to be just that"

Unfortunately because of all the lawsuits they will encounter, they won't publish names or facts.

[shameless]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 2:58pm

Sorry, Taz, I couldn't find one from behind.

Damn, was he pretty!

[Auggie27]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:09pm

Title ideas?

"WHAM! Bam! Thank you Ma'Am!"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:15pm

Considering he's been unconscious the last 5 years I can't imagine he'll have much to say.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:19pm

Probably ghostwritten by Kevin Spacey.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:24pm

"Probably ghostwritten by Kevin Spacey."

No, he's still tired from ghostwriting Rupert Everett's.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:33pm

Title:
Becuz there aint no joy
For an uptown boy
Whos teacher has told him Good bye

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:37pm

"during his Faith years I was in LOVE with him. If course he was straight back then. "

Huh?! You couldn't tell?!

I VIVIDLY remember seeing his first video with Wham. The shorts, the black lights (Wake Me Up Before You Go Go) and I said to myself, "Gay ga-ga-ga-gay!"

[robbiej]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:39pm

"I VIVIDLY remember seeing his first video with Wham. The shorts, the black lights (Wake Me Up Before You Go Go) and I said to myself, "Gay ga-ga-ga-gay"

Yes...but back then taz was a zygote and you were...well...how's Shady Pines?

[justagirl2]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:42pm

He was blatantly gay, but then again, everyone was a little bit gay in the '80s. That being said, I'll read it. I love my George Michael, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:52pm

He's the queen!

Amazing. Someone that "flamboyant" closeted or no would never make it as big as he did in today's reactionary Clear Channel-owned musical climate.

[shameless]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 3:53pm

I was too young to know what it meant to be gay and I still knew that these guys would never be interested in anything I had to offer.

[nygrl23]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 5:50pm

I look at those pictures and think, "My loony bun is fine, Benny Lava!"

[Wanna Be A Foster]

Posted: 1/17/08 at 8:54pm

the video for Faith. Who did not love his tushy in those jeans.

Wow. Taz just said tushy.