Ew

[rowlinvale2]

Posted: 11/8/08 at 9:24pm

I can't believe I was bored enough to skim a Yahoo Buzz story about Miley Cyrus.

Apparently she has a new boyfriend. He's 20 and she's 15. As probably the biggest female role model for kids and tweens across the nation, I have to congratulate her on this one. Wow.

And then I thought this quote was hilarious. If you see her driving next to you, get the heck out of her way.

"It's like riding a horse, it's all the same," she said. "If you know how to ride a horse, you can definitely drive a car."

Yikes.

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

Posted: 11/8/08 at 9:59pm

You JUST figured that out?

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 11/8/08 at 11:01pm

Apparently, they live together... with Billy Ray.

[Jon]

Posted: 11/8/08 at 11:04pm

He's an underwear model.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 11/8/08 at 11:39pm

Well that's lovely at the breakfast table over scrambled eggs.

[ifuweregay93]

Posted: 11/8/08 at 11:41pm

But Billy Ray makes SURE they don't sleep together. But what happens once HE falls asleep?

[SNAFU]

Posted: 11/8/08 at 11:53pm

He crawls over Billy Ray to get to her.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 11/9/08 at 12:19am

...and the visuals just get worse and worse

[NGD2225]

Posted: 11/9/08 at 12:51am

Billy Ray is the BIGGEST leach I have ever seen.
Updated On: 11/9/08 at 12:51 AM

[tommyboy]

Posted: 11/9/08 at 10:21am

Hey It's 10 toes up and 10 toes down -- Southern style, age and family relationship don't count.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 11/9/08 at 10:47am

Yep nothin' like the smell of corn chips in the morning...

[rowlinvale2]

Posted: 11/9/08 at 12:26pm

You JUST figured that out?

Excuse me for not gluing myself to gossip columns. Some of us have better things to do with our lives.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/9/08 at 1:08pm

And yet, and yet ...

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 11/10/08 at 9:21am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNJa-WBBwcM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF4g1ggysRE

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 11/10/08 at 9:28am

I don't think ol' Billy Ray has too much to worry about...