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#1

Eyes Of The Llama

Eyes Of The Llama
Shining down on me
Alpha Centauri
Beta Centauri
Eyes Of The Llama
First magnitude stars
Two southern twinklers
Still haunting me

I made my way to Lake Titicaca
Largest lake in South America
Not far from the city of La Paz
In the landlocked country Bolivia

It was a Southern Skies Star Party
Astronomers from around the world
As they gazed at the llamas eyes
I saw the eyes of a Bolivian girl

Eyes Of The Llama
Shining down on me
Alpha Centauri
Beta Centauri
Eyes Of The Llama
First magnitude stars
Two southern twinklers
Still haunting me

Solo

She was 18 but still a virgin
Inexperienced in the ways of love
We spent that night on the Titicaca shore
Beneath those southern constellations

I got an email four months later
It told me I was to be a daddy
I'll never see my son or daughter
The llama's eyes were a one time thing

Eyes Of The Llama
Shining down on me
Alpha Centauri
Beta Centauri
Eyes Of The Llama
First magnitude stars
Two southern twinklers
Still haunting me

Jim Colyer ascap
Jim Colyer "Girl Album"
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Eyes Of The Llama

Eyes Of The Llama


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Eyes Of The Llama

Jim makes Amy look like Mother Theresa
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Eyes Of The Llama

I like that he's getting in touch with his gay side and going public ("Two southern twinklers.")
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Eyes Of The Llama

About time
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Eyes Of The Llama

Eyes Of The Llama

Eyes Of The Llama
#8

Eyes Of The Llama

Eyes Of The Llama

The winking brown eye of the llama.


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Eyes Of The Llama

Namo, you just gave Colyer something to beat off to for a week.
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Eyes Of The Llama

Jim,did you know if you stare at a male llama he will get turned on and try to mount you? Your dating problems are over!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
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Eyes Of The Llama

Eyes Of The Llama
....but the world goes 'round

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