FOX News: All news is cancelled for the next two days.
FOX News: All news is cancelled for the next two days.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#0FOX News: All news is cancelled for the next two days.
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:38am
FOX news has decided that until further notice they will only be reporting on John Kerry's blunder. This is a far greater service to the troops than reporting about their stop-loss orders, their salaries, their lack of health care, their PTSD, their "hero" status in this country which means nothing save that of yellow ribbons and empty words.
Updated On: 11/1/06 at 11:38 AM
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#1re: FOX News: All news is cancelled for the next two days.
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:44amWell, there really isn't any news, anyway. What olds are they reporting on MSNBC and CNN? I don't watch any of them. I get my news on BWW.
#2re: FOX News: All news is cancelled for the next two days.
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:45amBut of course! I mean, remember when the top story was that Clinton had lost his temper with Chris Wallace? Why, it was the only thing that happened that entire weekend!
#3fox news: this just in, john kerry eats the hearts of dying soldiers
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:52amjust two days? puh-leeeeeze.
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#4fox news: this just in, john kerry eats the hearts of dying soldiers
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:54amNo kidding. Sean Hannity will be asking his left-leaning guests to denounce this when Chelsea Clinton is running for president.
#5fox news: this just in, john kerry eats the hearts of dying soldiers
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:54am
WE report. YOU decide.
(But you can only decide what we report.)
Dakin
Broadway Star Joined: 10/6/06
#6fox news: this just in, john kerry eats the hearts of dying soldiers
Posted: 11/1/06 at 12:21pm
Yes, well, too bad Kerry is intent on losing 2006 for the dems too.
What a shame.
#7fox news: this just in, john kerry eats the hearts of dying soldiers
Posted: 11/1/06 at 12:23pmdon't worry, Dakin, Kerry was too incompetent to win the election, he is also just as incompetent when it comes to losing an election.
Dakin
Broadway Star Joined: 10/6/06
#8Kerry Swift Boats Himself
Posted: 11/1/06 at 12:26pm
You're right Kerry is incompetant.
But, maybe he will at least make a difference.
#9Kerry Swift Boats Himself
Posted: 11/1/06 at 12:30pmWe Dems in CA don't need Kerry to lose for us. We've got the staggeringly lame "campaign" of Phil Angelides to do that for us.
Dakin
Broadway Star Joined: 10/6/06
#10Kerry Swift Boats Himself
Posted: 11/1/06 at 12:31pmAccoring to Michael J. Fox, the lame will walk when Pelosi is Speaker and McGaskil wins in Missouri.
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