FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/4/05 at 5:02am
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers
the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's WINTER and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/4/05 at 5:11amHonestly, that could have been me.
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#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/4/05 at 9:27am
Boobs, your signature quote is one of my FAVORITE quotes of all time! 
I had it put on a Tshirt when I was in high school.
*takes a moment for Ms. Claiborne*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/4/05 at 9:36amGood one BB! Thanks for the giggle (I needed it today!) Happy Friday all!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/4/05 at 9:43am*sobs* I MISS MY HUSBAND!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/4/05 at 10:11amI suppose it's snowing there?
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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