#1
Posted: 7/15/05 at 5:09am
John checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so he thought he’d get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, with curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind.
John makes the call.
"Hello?" the woman says in a smoky, sultry voice.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to dial 9 first."
John makes the call.
"Hello?" the woman says in a smoky, sultry voice.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to dial 9 first."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
