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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/22/05 at 5:11am

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,
"Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick replied,
"I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?"
Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn`t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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paradox_error
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/22/05 at 6:56am

hehehehe...

I love it when these come FROM Catholics!!!

Love ya, Boobs!

ashley0139
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/22/05 at 7:20am

Haha! That was good!


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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mominator
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/22/05 at 7:52am

Good morning BB!! Do you knowhow much coffee out the nose hurts?


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

jam_man
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/22/05 at 1:35pm

Now THAT'S comedy (animals, a preist, satire, an accent, you're name is boobs - you've got everything)!!!!!!


"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!


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