FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 5:02am
A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?"
"No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?"
"You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs."
The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans it. When he is finished he he kicks a chicken. Next, we walks to the barn and takes out the old milking cow. After milking her thoroughly, he kicks her. Then the boy gets the food and feeds the pigs. Once he is done he kicks a pig.
Finally, the boy runs back to his house, very hungry. His mother gives him a plate with nothing on it but an apple. Disappointed, the boy says, "Where's my eggs, my milk and my sausage?"
"Well," says his mother, "I saw you kick a chicken, so now you don't get eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so now you don't get milk. I saw you kick the pig, so now you don't get any sausage."
Just then, the boy's father walks in and kicks the cat. The boy says to his mother, "Should I tell him now, or do you want to?"
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 7:10amLOL!!! Took me a second, but that's a reason to wake up today. Morning, Boobs!
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GO CARDINALS!!!
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 7:20am
Morning jam_man.....glad you enjoyed that...have a GREAT weekend !!! 
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 7:33am
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I must be really tired this morning because I read it three times and I still don't get it.
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 7:36am
Uh, read it again reaaaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyy slow Ash.
Cute, Boobs!
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#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 8:20amVery cute Boobsy!
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 8:29amBB, BB, BB, What in heavens name am I going to do with you?
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 8:30am
Mom...I'll send you a list of suggestions. 
#8re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 8:33amBoobsy you did say Friday was spanking day...
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#10re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 8:38amI LOVE when Kel pays attention....she gets the star today..oh yea....spanking at 11 a.m too.
#11re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 8:40amDarling I get off work at 11. Where shall I meet you?
#12re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 8:55amIn the shed behind my house sweetie..knock 3 times and whisper low, that you were sent by Joe.
#13re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 9:01amThanks Bboobs! Only way to get up for class on a Friday morning is with a chuckle!
#15re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 12:42pmNo PUSSYcat for Daddy !!!!
#16re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 12:49pm
LOL
Did I miss the spankings?
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#17re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 12:51pmNope DD...you're scheduled for 4 p.m EST.
#18re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 12:52pm
*checks watch*
Yay... plenty of time.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#20re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 1:13pm
Boobsy I had class...is it too late to reschedule my spankings? I need some celebratory spankings because I am moving tonight!
#21re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 1:28pmdarling of course you can reschedule...what time shall we make it???
#22re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 1:42pmHmm...how about 4:30 I'll squeeze in after DD.
#23re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 1:47pmPerfect....you're penciled in Kel.
#24re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/16/05 at 1:51pm
Just a pencil? Hmm...maybe I won't come then
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