FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/6/06 at 5:10am
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/6/06 at 6:42amoooh that was a mean one.
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#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/6/06 at 6:46am
Ooh, I love it!
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#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/6/06 at 7:52am
Hmm I thought Little Johnny was like 8.. not 18.
Anyway, that was a great chuckle.
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#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/6/06 at 9:59amWhy is Johnny always little? My Dad's name is Johnny, and he is definately NOT little. In fact, he's around 400 pounds of not little.
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#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/6/06 at 10:09am
Very funny...thanks Boobs!
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#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/6/06 at 11:40amFunny! Loved it. I missed your chuckles the last 2 weeks being out of town!
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#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/6/06 at 2:28pmI like this one, but I seem to remember it....
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