FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/27/06 at 5:11am

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo SH*T. Someone stole the tent."

[hannahshule]

Posted: 1/27/06 at 5:51am

HAHA!

[mominator]

Posted: 1/27/06 at 6:06am

Good morning BB!!

[xM3L24x]

Posted: 1/27/06 at 7:18am

LMFAO

[pndmnd]

Posted: 1/27/06 at 1:00pm

That was great!!!

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 1/27/06 at 3:00pm

I missed it this morning, but that was great!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 1/27/06 at 4:10pm

Funny! I guess today it's an afternoon chuckle for me.

[guitargeek0624]

Posted: 1/27/06 at 4:19pm

Nice!

I should print this out for my Humanities teachers...we did a unit on Native American identity and I'm sure they'll love this!