FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/3/06 at 5:14am
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams.
Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/3/06 at 5:31amLOLOL - I LOVE blond jokes! (I can admit that now because I'm no longer a redhead. Now the gray is hidden by blond!)
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#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/3/06 at 5:32amOne of my favorite blonde jokes... I always chuckle. And I love it when I get home late enough and boobsie's already awake.
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#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/3/06 at 6:32amhahaha. blonde jokes are the best.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/3/06 at 6:58amHeard this one a thousand times...comes with the territory when you are a blonde I guess. Have a great morning everyone!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/3/06 at 7:13amBB, thanks for the giggle it was needed today!! LOL
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#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/3/06 at 7:19am
Love this one!
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