FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/31/06 at 5:07am
THE GOOD, BAD AND UGLY
Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.
Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly : So are you.
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.
Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.
Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.
Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.
Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.
Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/31/06 at 6:13am
"Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections."
HA, I love it! Morning!
~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~
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Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/31/06 at 6:47amHilarious! Another great one, boobs.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/31/06 at 6:48am
Always great to start the day with a giggle. 
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/31/06 at 6:58am
Very cute.
Happy Friday Boobsy, and good morning everyone!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:34am
Thanks, Boobs!
Happy Friday!
Have a great weekend, everyone!!
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