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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/28/06 at 5:07am

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get
a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up
his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the
USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you
President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden>

Just then, the bell rings for recess.
George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's
right: question-time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and
asks him his name.
"Bobby," he responds.
"And what is your question, Bobby?
"Actually, I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"


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mominator
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/28/06 at 6:13am

BB, you're the best!


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Broadway_Baby
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/28/06 at 6:35am

Ah!
re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


Good Morning Everyone!


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ashley0139
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/28/06 at 7:17am

Well, it's funny.


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Mamie
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/28/06 at 7:21am

Funny - and yet strangely disturbing. Could it possibly be because it's almost believable?


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cathywellerstein
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/28/06 at 10:44am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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