FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 5:13am

14 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3 .. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

4 .. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5 .. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6 .. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7 . When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8 . Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9 . While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10 . Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11 . In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12 .. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13 .. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And last but not least!)

14 .. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[ashley0139]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 6:55am

Wow, those actually made me laugh out loud. Good ones, Boobs.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 6:57am

I beat mominator this morning! Wahoo!




Good Morning Everyone!


P.S.- The chuckle was hilarious, too.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 6:59am

Good morning guys !!! Don't know about you, but I'm actually gonna try some of these...especially the condom one.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 7:05am

Boobs, these are the ones I can actually visualize you doing.

3 .. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

6 .. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

10 . Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11 . In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12 .. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

[xM3L24x]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 7:37am

12 .. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

13 .. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

Those two are hysterical.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 7:58am

Girly...maybe I'll try #12 this weekend.

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 8:14am

I've done #1 before, the looks on those people's faces were hilarious- I miss freshman year. Good morning everyone!

[Becky2]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 7:43pm

I've always wanted to put M&Ms on layaway. But the hiding in the clothes rack saying "pick me," I have done. Many many years ago, of course.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/5/06 at 8:38pm

I say you make a marathon out of it, and do it all in one day!