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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:07am

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, that might be OK in California, BUT we're not having any of that SH*T in Texas


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Broadway_Baby
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/2/06 at 6:58am

HAHA!!
Great one, Boobsy!



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ashley0139
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/2/06 at 7:43am

Whoa! Didn't see that one coming.


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mominator
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/2/06 at 7:52am

Oh my heavens!! That was a great one BB!!


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Britt0913
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/2/06 at 8:24am

Good God! Haha/

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doodlenyc
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/2/06 at 9:52am

Thanks, Boobsie!

I am loving the avatar, too!

Great weekends all around re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


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Broadwayboobs
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/2/06 at 9:53am

I figured doodle being it's Spanking friday my avatar should be Spanky. re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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soapguy17
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:46pm

OMG!! That made my morning!!! (Well, Afternoon)


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