Famous Sitcom Phrases — Page 2
#27
Posted: 2/28/08 at 5:41pm
A favorite Stewie-ism:
"Damn you, vile woman! Your uppance will come!"
"Damn you, vile woman! Your uppance will come!"
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#28
Posted: 2/28/08 at 5:42pm
Goth--LaWanda Page is awesome--ever heard her stand-up? She was also on Rupaul's album YEARS ago--she does a hilarious routine about asking for a cigarette.
More quotes:
Nip it, nip it in the bud!
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good
No touching!
Party on! Excellent! Not!
Well, isn't that special?
More quotes:
Nip it, nip it in the bud!
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good
No touching!
Party on! Excellent! Not!
Well, isn't that special?
#29
Posted: 2/28/08 at 5:43pm
We are just two wild and crazy guys!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#30
Posted: 2/28/08 at 5:43pm
Stifle, Edith.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#31
Posted: 2/28/08 at 5:44pm
You meathead you!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#32
Posted: 2/28/08 at 6:09pm
"Goth--LaWanda Page is awesome"
She was perfectly cast on Sanford & Son. She is one character that I think could have had her own sitcom. I think if they used the Good Times model and built a family around her, it could have been funny. They could have really gone far with the comedy in her church. Amen with Sherman Helmsley tapped into that a few years later. Unfortunately, the producers chose Grady who wasn't as energetic as Esther.
Did you see her in Shakes the Clown?
She was perfectly cast on Sanford & Son. She is one character that I think could have had her own sitcom. I think if they used the Good Times model and built a family around her, it could have been funny. They could have really gone far with the comedy in her church. Amen with Sherman Helmsley tapped into that a few years later. Unfortunately, the producers chose Grady who wasn't as energetic as Esther.
Did you see her in Shakes the Clown?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#33
Posted: 2/28/08 at 6:45pm
Michelle, Full House: "You're in big trouble, mister..."
Home Improvement - Tim Taylor's famous grunt (I dare not attempt to spell it out... it won't be pretty).
The Nanny - "Oh Mr. Sheffield..." (follow with anything...)
Home Improvement - Tim Taylor's famous grunt (I dare not attempt to spell it out... it won't be pretty).
The Nanny - "Oh Mr. Sheffield..." (follow with anything...)
#34
Posted: 2/28/08 at 6:56pm
Stephanie from Full House:"How rude!" and "Well pin a rose on you're nose."
"Robin De Jesus has issues"~ JANET DACAL
"Yeah, and that's putting it lightly"~ ANDREA BURNS
"If you watched CBS on June 15th , I was nominated for a Tony... And I was in Camp"~ ROBIN DE JESUS
"...but I ^&#$@*% made you believe I was Italian!"~MATTHEW MORRISON
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#35
Posted: 2/28/08 at 7:09pm
Beam me up Scotty!
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#36
Posted: 2/28/08 at 7:11pm
Welcome to Fantasy Island!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#37
Are ya havin' a laff? IS HE HAVIN' A LAAAFFFF?
Posted: 2/28/08 at 7:12pm
Are ya havin' a laff? IS HE HAVIN' A LAAAFFFF?
PEACE.
Updated On: 2/28/08 at 07:12 PM
#38
Posted: 2/28/08 at 7:14pm
Signed Epstein's Mother
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#39
Posted: 2/28/08 at 7:14pm
"I George W. Bush do solemnly swear."
It became a repeat.
It became a repeat.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#40
Posted: 2/28/08 at 7:19pm
Sadly wexy, that has always been a tragedy!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#41
Posted: 2/28/08 at 8:22pm
"I blame Hilary"
Used so often and ALWAYS good for a chuckle.
Used so often and ALWAYS good for a chuckle.
#42
Posted: 2/28/08 at 9:06pm
Beam me up Scotty!
You know, that was never actually used on the show.
One that was (that I love): "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a _______!"
You know, that was never actually used on the show.
One that was (that I love): "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a _______!"
#43
Posted: 2/28/08 at 11:03pm
I rememberr Bob Newhart saying that he thought that they might stop making sit-coms when they run out of cliches to name them after (like "Too Close for Comfort", "Silver Spoons", etc.) and that his next sitcom might be called something like "Not With My Cat, You Don't!"
"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music
"Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70
"Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba
#44
Posted: 2/28/08 at 11:12pm
This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.
#45
Posted: 2/29/08 at 8:52am
Hello.... this is Carlton your doorman....."
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#46
Posted: 2/29/08 at 8:58am
When Elaine is surprised she shoves the person she addresses: "Get! Out!"
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#47
Posted: 2/29/08 at 9:00am
This is it! This is the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth! I'm coming to join you, honey!
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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#48
Posted: 2/29/08 at 10:23am
I like the one from Marcia on The Brady Bunch:
"Jan, you're a f**king loser!"
Doodle---Thanks for the laugh.
"Jan, you're a f**king loser!"
Doodle---Thanks for the laugh.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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