Favorite "Truth or Dare" quote! - I'll start!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:15am

"..the monitors go off on stage and I CAN NOT HEAR MYSELF and they are standing there like NOTHING'S HAPPENING!"

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:18am

"You're not the one asking the question, motherf***er!!!"

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:19am

Definitely one of the all time worst

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:19am

(wistful) "Sean (voice cracks) Sean."

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:26am

"Bite. Your. Tongue."

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:28am

"Don't HIDE BACK THERE WARREN!! Do something else! Do my eyebrows!"

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:34am

"That's Nicky doing her Belinda Carslile impression. Do I HAVE to listen to this?"

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:37am

(taps foot - hand on hip)

"I'm waiting.."

(voice in background)"She's getting pissed!"

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:39am

This thread is fun! I forgot how many great quotes she has.

"She is such a liar! I totally saw her bush!"

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:39am

Whatever her assistant said about waking up bleeding from her rectum after a night on the town. That one!

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:40am

What about the all-time most quoted line of that movie (albeit, it wasn't said by Madonna):

"She doesn't want to live off-camera!"

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:42am

."..why isn't it happening to Nikki and Donna - well - if YOU DON"T HAVE AN ANSWER KEITH!! Put me me on they're f***** Frequency... Mother****!!!"

[BoxFive]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:44am

My GOD, these Madonna threads are getting worse than the WICKED ones, put the poppers down girlfriend!

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:46am

"Earrings don't make you beautiful! MONEY makes you beautiful."

[Garland Grrrl]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:51am

I can have whatever I want!

Posted: 8/23/05 at 10:59am

"Madonna can't afford real pearls! Madonna can't afford real pearls!"

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:06am

"Maybe I'll take a poll...you know what a poll is, don't you?...take a big metal pole and ram it up your ass..."

Posted: 8/23/05 at 11:10am

Ollie..Ollie - let Mamma get her makeup done...

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 1:39pm

"...I hate people who hate."

"He isn't coming. Big deal."

(dream about Gorbachev): "...and, I knew Warren would be pissed because I got to meet him first".

"He must have a really small **** because nobody is that perfect!"

"Neat? Anyone who says my show is neat has to go."

"Boots!"

so many--I'm sure I am forgetting my faves.

[Madame X]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 1:47pm

something along the lines of...

"The worst thing about Chicago is that Oprah lives there."

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 1:48pm

^^^ LOL i love that quote. It's so bitchy for bitchy's sake.

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 1:50pm

Oh, I cringe with embarassment when her druggie/con brother says, "There's no bull**** between us. She knows what time it is with me, I know what time it is with her. I'll give her some advice, she'll give me some advice."

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 1:52pm

"A fart is a chemical substance
It comes from a place called bum...."

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 1:55pm

"Can I get a 'holiday'?"

[PJ]

Posted: 8/23/05 at 2:24pm

I love that movie. I enjoyed Madonna during the height of her diva days.