Favorite Movie Quotes- Page 2

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 6:34pm

From Romy and Michele's High School Reuninon:
"She's like having a daughter... a daughter that smokes and says **** alot."

also, all three of these are from my favorite movie, Drop Dead Gorgeous:

"Amber, if I die, can you cover the hickies on my neck?"
"oh, sure."
"and the bite marks on my ears"
"uh huh"
"and I know you can't see them, but on my inner thighs..."

"mom, these are the people making the movie about the pagent."
"well, if they tell you to take your top off, get the money first."

"first rule in a funeral home: never sneak up on the living! You never know who can have a bone saw or an embalming needle on their hand. Mr. Larson's son learned the hard way. He's burried next to my grandparents."

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 6:50pm

"Don't e-stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey!" -Legally Blonde

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" -Zoolander

[stylinbohemian]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 7:05pm

"Sand it's everywhere..get used to it" Alladin and the King of thevies

"It was a run by fruiting!" Mrs. Doubtfire

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 7:08pm

If you can name the movie this quote comes from I will marry you, male or female.

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"What are you supposed to be some kinda of a Cosmonaut?"
"No We're exterminators, someone saw a cockaroach up on twelve"
"Must be some cockaroach!"
"Bite your head off man."
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[orangeskittles]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 7:12pm

Ghostbusters?

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 7:15pm

sounds like Ghotsbusters to me

[stylinbohemian]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 7:18pm

ya, isnt it from when they're in the hotel?

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 7:19pm

I hope I get this right...

"A woman happy in love burns the souffle; a woman sad in love forgets to turn on the oven"

Sabrina

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 7:55pm

This is someone's signature, but I still love it.

"Stop it! Stop it! I'm not the messiah!"
"All hail the messiah!"
"grr.....ALL RIGHT! I'm the messiah! Now, I command you to **** off!
"...um, how shall we **** off, oh Messiah?"

It's not exact, but I love it.

"One...two..five.."
"Three, sir."
"Three."

"It's just like Santa's workshop...except it smells like mushrooms...and it looks like everyone wants to hurt me.."

"For tonight's news, I'm Ron Burgundy. Go **** yourself, San Diego!"

"Fish are friends, not food!"

[UptownGirl]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 8:31pm

(looking at a picture of Sondheim) "Is that your dad?" -Camp

"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"
-Mean Girls

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 8:43pm

"What do you mean what do I mean? Just what I said is what I mean. I mean I had him. I f**ked with him. We made love together. Is that so unbelievable to believe?" --- Pat Ast as Lydia in Andy Worhol's HEAT.

Updated On: 6/10/05 at 08:43 PM

[ConvinceMe2]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 8:49pm

"This is my happening and it freaks me out!"

Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell, BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS

[cathywellerstein]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 8:50pm

Roxie: It'll never work.
Velma: Why not?
Roxie: Because I hate you.
Velma: There's only one business where that's no problem at all.
~chicago

Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
~the princess bride

Mugatu: Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
~zoolander

[One Song Glory]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 8:51pm

"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy"-Jim Carry, Cable Guy.

[Foxxy]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 10:10pm

"Sincerely" -Stand By Me

"just one question. Did Lard A$$ have to pay to get into the contest?" -Stand By Me

"alright you've made your poin, now here's mine. Get in the f***ing car!!" -Stand By Me

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 10:22pm

Two of them are from Dracula

" Listen to them - the children of the night. What music they make"

"To be dead - really dead - must be glorious"

Catch the spanish version if you can. Filmed @ night using the same sets & different actors. It seems to hold up better even though it is all in spanish (with subtitles)a

[Mojojo5]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 10:51pm

Here are a few of my fave movie quotes....

"Col. Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other women's
Col. M: Yours
Mrs. W: Five
Col. M: Five?
Mrs. W: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like kleenex; soft, strong, and disposable.
Col. M: You lure men to a trap like a spider lures flies.
Mrs. W: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.
Col. M: Right."
-Clue

"Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"
-Mommie Dearest

"Now you must answer to me, oh prince. And all the powers of HELL!!"
-Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty

That's all for now.

Zach

[hrh_annette]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 10:53pm

"Son, you've gat a panty on your head."
"And when we didn't have crawdads, we ate sand" "You ate sand?" "We ate sand."
"Mind his little fontanelle"
"It's got Yodas and SH*T on it"

and almost any other line from Raising Arizona. The sad thing is justme2 and I can carry on whole conversations speaking in Raising Arizona-ese

And just the other day I was describing my headache to co-workers as " Flames...flames...on the side of my face...flaming" and they all stared at me blankly. Thank you for knowing that one, broadwayalto01!

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Updated On: 6/8/05 at 10:53 PM

[WiCkEDrOcKS]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 11:01pm

Richard: "Thats right, who's your daddy?"
Jenna: "Wayne Rink".
-13 Going on 30

Makes me laugh so hard every single time!!!
Updated On: 6/8/05 at 11:01 PM

[Angel Dumott Schunard]

Posted: 6/8/05 at 11:09pm

"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends." Almost Famous

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 4:03am

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule! - American Beauty

Angela Hayes: I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy."
Playground Girl #1: Gross.
Angela Hayes: It wasn't gross. It was kinda cool.
Playground Girl #1: So did you do it with him?
Angela Hayes: Of course I did. He's like a really well known photographer. He shoots for "Elle" on like a regular basis. It would have been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.
Playground Girl #2: You are a total prostitute.
Angela Hayes: Hey! That's how things really are. You just don't know 'cause you're this pampered little suburban chick.
Playground Girl #2: So are you. You've only been in "Seventeen" once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you're goddamn Christy Turlington!
Angela Hayes: Cunt! I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me. - American Beauty


Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off


Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like ****, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[broadwayalto01]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 9:50am

"Uh.. I believe that I ordered a large cappuchino.. -So I married an Axe Murderer

"We've got a Piper down, I repeat our Piper id down.."- So I Married and Axe Murderer

"Harriett.. Harriett.. hard hearted habbiger of haggaus.. Unknowing, untrusting, Unlove-ed..." - So I married...

"oooh, the pinale... what? The Finale..." -Connie and Carla

"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?" - Clue

[OnTheAisle]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 10:16am

"Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with, with geometric logic, that, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist."

Bogart as Captain Queeg in "The Caine Mutiny" (1954)

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:31am

"Miss McFadden, today I begin rehearsals for my first New York play. It will be the most important day of my life. Am I nervous? No, I am not nervous. For I have meditated. I am relaxed. I am calm. I am confident. You, on the other hand, have not meditated, and therefore you are a pain in the ass."

Elliott Garfield in The Goodbye Girl

[aliceripleysnumber1]

Posted: 6/9/05 at 11:38am

Mojo! I love that quote from Clue!