Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

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Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:27pm

Just wondering what everyone's favorite Rocky Horror audience throw in lines are....

1. Frank - "What ever happened to Fay Wray?"
Audience - "She went ape ****"

2. Audience - "Hey Frank, when is the orgy"
Frank - "Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists...."

3. Riff - "Coming"
Audience - "So is Brad"

4. Audience - "Look between Janet's legs"
Riff - "You're wet"

5. When Brad rings the doorbell to the castle.
Audience "Ding dong, *$(hole calling.

These are just a few....

"Theater is not only the meeting place of all the arts, but the return of art to life." -- Oscar Wilde

re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 2:30pm

You forgot the most known...

"Say It."

re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 3:13pm

Brad: We were just wondering if we could use your phone.

Audience: Castles don't have phones, A$$hole!!

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 3:17pm

The one that started it all:
"Buy an umbrella, you cheap b!tch!"

During the scene in the car in time with the wipers:
"A**hole, slut, a**hole, slut..."

Lips:...but he told us...
Audience: To f**k off!
Lips:...where we stand.

The one directed at me during "I'm Going Home:"
Magenta: How much does this girl charge for a BJ?
Frank: Free...

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re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 3:18pm

Scene: Frank n Furter pretending to be Janet to sleep with Brad.

Audience member: "Oh my god! That's illegal in New Jersey! "

Terrence Mann as Frank: "Well we're not in ****ing New Jersey are we!"

It was so funny the audience was practically dying.

Also, all of Ana Gastayers improved Columbia monologues were just sheer brilliance, she is hilarious. After her monlogue it was just silence, then the entire cast burst out laughing. lol.

re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 3:20pm

I forgot one.....

During Time Warp....

Audience: Do you douche?
Magenta: No, not at all.

"Theater is not only the meeting place of all the arts, but the return of art to life." -- Oscar Wilde

re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 3:39pm

The blowjob line's funnier during the scene before The Floor Show.

FRANK: blah blah blah ... I can be quite generous.

WHAT DO YOU ASK FOR A BLOWJOB?

MAGENTA: I ask for nothing master.

FRANK: And you shall receive it ... in abundance.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING OFF YOUR UPPER LIP?

FRANK: Come! Our guests will be growing restless.

re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 6:39pm

dr scott: i knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I had imagined....

audience: ACTORS!

(then all the actors gave everyone in the audience the finger)

re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 6:49pm

When ever the Narrator (Charles Gray) appeared in the movie:
"WHERE'S YOU F---ING NECK?"

One that started around 1985:

Frank:
AND I REALIZE... I'M GOING HOME
Audience:
SO'S E.T.!

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re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 6:54pm

In a production I did the audience yelled out DILDO when the doorbell went off. (with the same two toned inflection)

"You just have to do what your voice tells you to do." -Linda Eder

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re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 7:59pm

Wow - I've been to Rocky Horror SEVERAL times and never heard some of these! Keep them coming (insert joke here....and there...)

My favorite:
Audience: Who's your favorite Star Trek character?
Frank: That....SPARK! (It sounds like he says Spock for you virgins out there...)

I also LOVE the whole intro to Eddie's Teddy:
"From the day he was born..."
Not the night but the day!
"He was trouble"
Not Monopoly but Trouble"
"He was the thorn"
Not the rose but the thorn
"In his mother's side"
Not the back but the side
"She tried in vain"
Not the artery but the vein
"But he never caused her nothing but shame..."

I can't even listen to the CD without saying some of the lines...
"Come up to the lab, and F*** me on the slab..."

Man, I have to go see that again this year - Bucks County Playhouse does it every year and it's AWESOME.

Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

#12

re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 8:34pm

In the movie during the lab scene and Rocky's creation, when it cuts the shot from the bird's eye point of view looking down at Frank who is laughing and reaching towards the camera, my friend said my favorite AP ever: "Oh my god! It's the first thing a baby sees!" :P

Another favorite:

Riff: Say goodbye to all of this...
Audience: Goodbye, all of this!
Riff: And hello...
Audience: Hello!
Riff:...To oblivion!
Audience: Hi oblivion! How's the wife and kids?

A controversial one (don't get mad at me, I'm just repeating what I heard. ****NOTE****: This does not reflect the views of the author, or the author's stance on any political issues)

Frank: Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
Audience: She died.
Frank: That delicate satin draped frame...
As it clung to her thigh...
Audience: Like a home-sick abortion!
Frank:...How I started to cry-y-y...
Audience: Well you'd cry too if you had a home-sick abortion stuck to your leg!

And one I'm surprised has not been mentioned...

Narrator: I would like...
Audience: You would, wouldn't you?
Narrator: If I may...
Audience: you may.
Narrator: To take you...
Audience: Where?
Narrator: On a strange journey!
Audience: How strange was it?

In reference to the storm, the narrator begins to describe the clouds, but before it the audience screams, "Describe your balls!" and the narrator says, "Heavy, black, and pendulous!".

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Rocky Horror, in case you couldn't tell :) Rumor has it, you know, that our own MARC SHAIMAN started the audience participation back when the movie first came out! Is it true marc? :P

I hold a degree in Musical Theatre from Montclair State University. It is useless. Now I'm funny for money. Oh, and I sing.

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re: Favorite Rocky Horror Throw in Lines

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:48pm

In the bedroom scene:
Janet: What have you done with Brad?
Audience: F'd the **** out of him.

After the song Touch Me when Rocky and Janet are in the box thing:
Rocky: aaahhheehhhe!
Audience: Leave him alone, he's monsterbating.

In just seven days:
Audience: What's your favorite toothpaste?
Frank: Gleem.

When Eddie comes out of the deep freeze and the alarm goes off:
Audience: Dinner's ready!!

Janet, doctor Scott, Janet, Brad, Bullwinkle!
Janet, doctor Scott, Janet, Brad, Bullwinkle!
Janet, doctor Scott, Janet, Brad, Bullwinkle!

During over at the Frankenstein place.
Audience: Hey Janet, what's up your ass?
Janet: There's a guiding star.
Audience: Ouch that must hurt.

Riff: Come this way!
Audience: I don't care where you cum just as long as you clean it up.

Brad: It looks like a hunting lodge for rich weirdos
Audience: Hello Rich Weirdos!!!

Audience: Where do you get your pot?
Frank: Columbia
Audience: What's your favorite color?
Frank: Magenta

Audience: Do you have the secret to gay sex?
Frank: Yes, I have that knowledge.

Sorry for all the posts, once I start I can't stop. ROCKY ROCKS!!!

"Theater is not only the meeting place of all the arts, but the return of art to life." -- Oscar Wilde

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