Favorite TV Quotes- Page 2

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:53pm

..."well, are you? the answer to all your problems is in this little 'ol bottle... Vetameatavegemin. That's it. Vitameatavegemin contains vitamins, meat, megetables, and vinerals. So why don't you join the thousands of happy, peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vita-veaty-vega-meany-minie-moe-amin. I'll tell you what you have to do. You have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal. It's so tasty, too; it's just like candy. So everyone get a bottle of... this stuff."

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:55pm

I LOVE YOU NINA!!!

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:56pm

*famous Lucy wink after her commercial*

[zepka102]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:57pm

oh i cry everytime i see it its so funny :P

[Jess1483]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 8:02pm

Ross: It would be so cool to live across from you guys.
Joey: Yeah, then we can do that telephone thing, you know, when you have a can and we have a can and it's connected by a string.
Chandler: Or we could do the actual telephone thing.

Chandler: You look good.
Phoebe: Thanks. You know, when you say things like that, it makes me want to rip that...sweater vest right off.

Chandler: I'm very happy we're gonna have all the sex.
Phoebe: You should be. I'm very bendy.

Friends!

[Jess1483]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 8:03pm

[moonys_autumn]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 9:49pm

All the Friends fans should know where this one is going...

"I got stung... stung bad..."

[Jess1483]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 9:51pm

Thanks for that moonys!! I literally just laughed out loud.
I love that episode.

*Puts away the french homework she really needs to do and puts in one of her Friends DVDs*

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 9:51pm

"How Ruuuuuuude!" - Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) "Full House"

[moonys_autumn]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 9:54pm

Jess1483 - "And I came back to the house with nothing all over me."

"And Joey kept screaming 'Do it Chandler, do it!' I can sill hear the screaming."
"No actually thats just me yelling through your wall at night to freak you out."

[UptownGirl]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:02pm

Joey: (is trying to think of a stage name) I need something more neutral...
Chandler: What about Switzerland?
-Friends

Grace: So you avoid talking about things just because they make you uncomfortable? That's so... not Jewish!
--Will and Grace

"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich!"
--SpongeBob SquarePants

[Jess1483]

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:11pm

Pheobe: "Stop being so testosteroney!"
Chandler: "Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat."

Joey: "Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea?"
Pheobe: "Mm...hmm."
Joey: "This man is my god!"

Monica: "No, I want you to have a job that you love. Not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration."
Chandler: "I quit, and you learn what I do?"

Joey: "They shouldn't be having S-E-X around the B-A-B-I-E!"

Chandler: "Ross? You're dating someone named Miss Hornswaggle? What, is she a character from Fraggle Rock?" (There's more to that quote, but you know the episode.)

Ross: "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
Monica: "Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance."
Ross: "That is correct."
Joey: "The Irish jig guy?"
Chandler: "His legs flail about as if independent from his body!"
(I don't know why, but this always makes me think of "Agony" from Into the Woods...)

Chandler: "Condoms?"
Joey: "Hey, you don't know how long we could be in here. We may have to repopulate the entire world."
Chandler: "And condoms are the way to do that?"

Okay, that's enough for now...

[Jon]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 6:17am

Other FRIENDS moments:

Jon Lovits as the stoned guy sampling Monica's cooking: "Tartlets... tartlets....tartlets..."

Joey trying out his new stage name: "Hello - I'm Holden McGroin!"

Joey, who is wearing makeup: "I'm now an actor slash model."
Ross: "That's funny, because you look like a man slash woman!"

and finally, Phoebe, regarding Ross and Rachel: "You see - he's her lobster!"

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 9:53am

BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WE KNOW THEY KNOW!

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 10:05am

NICE Quote, Judy.

Please tell us what it's from! :)

[Jess1483]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 10:08am

It's from Friends M_E. Judy was going with the theme...

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 10:08am

Friends sweetie, Friends.

[MaTakeALookAtMe]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 10:13am

"you're under arrest sugar" or any other of Christie Love's catch phrases from Get Christie Love..

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 10:15am

Get Christie Love, Ma!

Are they still showing that inept thing on some cable channel somewhere?

[MaTakeALookAtMe]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 10:19am

I remember the original run...

inept? probably.

irresponsible and sterotypical? yes

but also so very funny...