Favorite TV Quotes

#1

Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:54am

Mine:

Sophia: I can't believe it. Esther Weinstock is dead.

Dorothy: Oh I'm so sorry Ma, How'd it happen?

Sophia: [Sarcastically] She was fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico,

Sophia: [agitated] SHE WAS 88.

Rose: Well it's good that she kept fighting right up to the end.


--THE GOLDEN GIRLS


What's Yours?

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#2

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:58am

DJ: Dad said I could go and Dad's the man so what he says goes.
Roseanne: Are you NEW?!

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#3

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:09am

Corey: Eric?
Eric: No, Plays With.
Mr Feeny (sp?): Mr. Mathews?
Eric: Mr. Squirrels.


Eric: I married a moose, we don't need counceling.

--Boy Meets World

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Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:09 AM

#4

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:11am

Karen: "Whoa, got cow?"
Again another Karen line,
"Honey, honey what is this? What's going on here?"

***EDIT***
These two are Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on "Will & Grace"

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Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:11 AM

#5

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:16am

May I ask that posters please name the TV show in question they are quoting from?

I know I'm stuck in a 1958 time-warp, but I'm not catching on to where these quotes are coming from. . .


Thanks!!! :)

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#6

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:33am

"Oh, hunny, one more thing. Stan sleepwalks, so if you bump into him in the middle of the night and he starts putting the moves on you, just go with it. You might get a mink in the morning."

Karen, "Will and Grace"

#7

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 1:46pm

Blanche: I do love the rain so. It reminds me of my first kiss.
Dorothy: Ah, you're first kiss was in the rain?
Blanche: No, it was in the shower.

I LOVE The Golden Girls!

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#8

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 1:49pm

Lucy: "Next to sugar, Cuba's biggest export is ham."

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#9

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:20pm

Cory (on Boy Meets World) explaining SCUBA.
"Something's Creepy Under Boat.... Andy."

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#10

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:23pm

After changing her name to "Princess Consuela Banana Hammock":

Pheobe: This is my husband.
Mike: Don't you want to tell her my name?
Pheobe: My husband Crap Bag.

Friends.

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#11

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:28pm

iRuvPrinceton, "First name Crap, last name Bag." I looooove that episode

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#12

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:29pm

I knew something was off there!! Thanks. Haha I love it too!

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#13

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:38pm

Ralph: One of these days, Alice! One of these days! BAM--right in the kisser!!!


--THE HONEYMOONERS

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#14

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:44pm

Carla: If the Brady bunch crashed in the Andes, who's going to eat who first?
Woody: I'd say probably the maid 'cuz she ain't kin.
Cliff: Sure, but if they were smart they would first ask her how she would best prepare herself.
(Cheers)

If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter of their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named...Yellnick McWawa.
(Cliff in Cheers)

I Cory Matthews am a Po-Ta-To. (Boy Meets World)

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#15

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:48pm

"Waaaaaaa!"


--Lucille Ball, I LOVE LUCY

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#16

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:51pm

"kids are dumb"
- karen

#17

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:52pm

[sound of Toilet Flushing]


--ALL IN THE FAMILY

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#18

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:59pm

"Whoa. There's all kinds of gravity in here." - Jackie (while drunk) Roseanne

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#19

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:00pm

"Ow, my nose!"
~Brady Bunch

#20

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:08pm

Fred: Ethel Mertz...This is your conscience, you've been gossiping...
Lucy: Ethel, you have the loudest conscience I've ever heard
Ricky: Lucy Ricardo...This is your conscience, you've been gosspin' too
Lucy: Oh fine my conscience has an accent.


Ricky: Fred, what do you know about rice?
Fred: I know I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life!

Ricky: You need to learn to budget your time.
Lucy: Like my checkbook?
Ricky: Heaven forbid.


yaaaaaay I LOVE LUCY!! Glebb and Mary_Ethel, you rock

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#21

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:09pm

Zepka,

Is it time for an I LOVE LUCY thread? :)

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#22

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:13pm

I LOVE LUCY APPRECIATION THREAD!!!! WOOHOO!!!



not like we've had one lately... haha

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#23

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:43pm

No Soup For You! - Soup Nazi, Seinfeld

(BTW, does anyone else have the I Love Lucy book of quotes?)

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#24

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:46pm

No, Lucy Quotes BOOK, but:

http://members.tripod.com/~KateGymnast/quotes.html

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#25

re: Favorite TV Quotes

Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:49pm

Lucy: "Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?"

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