Favorite TV Quotes
Favorite TV Quotes#0
Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:54am
Mine:
Sophia: I can't believe it. Esther Weinstock is dead.
Dorothy: Oh I'm so sorry Ma, How'd it happen?
Sophia: [Sarcastically] She was fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico,
Sophia: [agitated] SHE WAS 88.
Rose: Well it's good that she kept fighting right up to the end.
--THE GOLDEN GIRLS
What's Yours?
re: Favorite TV Quotes#1
Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:58am
DJ: Dad said I could go and Dad's the man so what he says goes.
Roseanne: Are you NEW?!
re: Favorite TV Quotes#2
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:09am
Corey: Eric?
Eric: No, Plays With.
Mr Feeny (sp?): Mr. Mathews?
Eric: Mr. Squirrels.
Eric: I married a moose, we don't need counceling.
--Boy Meets World
re: Favorite TV Quotes#3
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:11am
Karen: "Whoa, got cow?"
Again another Karen line,
"Honey, honey what is this? What's going on here?"
***EDIT***
These two are Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on "Will & Grace"
re: Favorite TV Quotes#4
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:16am
May I ask that posters please name the TV show in question they are quoting from?
I know I'm stuck in a 1958 time-warp, but I'm not catching on to where these quotes are coming from. . .
Thanks!!! :)
re: Favorite TV Quotes#5
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:33am
"Oh, hunny, one more thing. Stan sleepwalks, so if you bump into him in the middle of the night and he starts putting the moves on you, just go with it. You might get a mink in the morning."
Karen, "Will and Grace"
re: Favorite TV Quotes#6
Posted: 11/7/04 at 1:46pm
Blanche: I do love the rain so. It reminds me of my first kiss.
Dorothy: Ah, you're first kiss was in the rain?
Blanche: No, it was in the shower.
I LOVE The Golden Girls!
re: Favorite TV Quotes#7
Posted: 11/7/04 at 1:49pmLucy: "Next to sugar, Cuba's biggest export is ham."
re: Favorite TV Quotes#8
Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:20pm
Cory (on Boy Meets World) explaining SCUBA.
"Something's Creepy Under Boat.... Andy."
re: Favorite TV Quotes#9
Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:23pm
After changing her name to "Princess Consuela Banana Hammock":
Pheobe: This is my husband.
Mike: Don't you want to tell her my name?
Pheobe: My husband Crap Bag.
Friends.
re: Favorite TV Quotes#10
Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:28pm
iRuvPrinceton, "First name Crap, last name Bag." I looooove that episode
"You like football, Ed?" "Yeah..." "Good. Me too." -Chad & 'Ed', All Shook Up
re: Favorite TV Quotes#11
Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:29pmI knew something was off there!! Thanks. Haha I love it too!
re: Favorite TV Quotes#12
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:38pm
Ralph: One of these days, Alice! One of these days! BAM--right in the kisser!!!
--THE HONEYMOONERS
re: Favorite TV Quotes#13
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:44pm
Carla: If the Brady bunch crashed in the Andes, who's going to eat who first?
Woody: I'd say probably the maid 'cuz she ain't kin.
Cliff: Sure, but if they were smart they would first ask her how she would best prepare herself.
(Cheers)
If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter of their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named...Yellnick McWawa.
(Cliff in Cheers)
I Cory Matthews am a Po-Ta-To. (Boy Meets World)
re: Favorite TV Quotes#14
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:48pm
"Waaaaaaa!"
--Lucille Ball, I LOVE LUCY
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/14/04
re: Favorite TV Quotes#16
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:52pm
[sound of Toilet Flushing]
--ALL IN THE FAMILY
re: Favorite TV Quotes#17
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:59pm"Whoa. There's all kinds of gravity in here." - Jackie (while drunk) Roseanne
re: Favorite TV Quotes#19
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:08pm
Fred: Ethel Mertz...This is your conscience, you've been gossiping...
Lucy: Ethel, you have the loudest conscience I've ever heard
Ricky: Lucy Ricardo...This is your conscience, you've been gosspin' too
Lucy: Oh fine my conscience has an accent.
Ricky: Fred, what do you know about rice?
Fred: I know I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life!
Ricky: You need to learn to budget your time.
Lucy: Like my checkbook?
Ricky: Heaven forbid.
yaaaaaay I LOVE LUCY!! Glebb and Mary_Ethel, you rock
re: Favorite TV Quotes#20
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:09pm
Zepka,
Is it time for an I LOVE LUCY thread? :)
re: Favorite TV Quotes#21
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:13pm
I LOVE LUCY APPRECIATION THREAD!!!! WOOHOO!!!
not like we've had one lately... haha
re: Favorite TV Quotes#22
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:43pm
No Soup For You! - Soup Nazi, Seinfeld
(BTW, does anyone else have the I Love Lucy book of quotes?)
re: Favorite TV Quotes#23
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:46pm
No, Lucy Quotes BOOK, but:
http://members.tripod.com/~KateGymnast/quotes.html
re: Favorite TV Quotes#24
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:49pmLucy: "Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?"
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