Favorite TV Quotes
Favorite TV Quotes
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#0Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:54am
Mine:
Sophia: I can't believe it. Esther Weinstock is dead.
Dorothy: Oh I'm so sorry Ma, How'd it happen?
Sophia: [Sarcastically] She was fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico,
Sophia: [agitated] SHE WAS 88.
Rose: Well it's good that she kept fighting right up to the end.
--THE GOLDEN GIRLS
What's Yours?
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#1re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 10:58am
DJ: Dad said I could go and Dad's the man so what he says goes.
Roseanne: Are you NEW?!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
moonys_autumn
Stand-by Joined: 5/10/04
#2re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:09am
Corey: Eric?
Eric: No, Plays With.
Mr Feeny (sp?): Mr. Mathews?
Eric: Mr. Squirrels.
Eric: I married a moose, we don't need counceling.
--Boy Meets World
If only you could know the things I long to say... if only I could tell you what I'm dieing to convey...
Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:09 AM
#3re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:11am
Karen: "Whoa, got cow?"
Again another Karen line,
"Honey, honey what is this? What's going on here?"
***EDIT***
These two are Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on "Will & Grace"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
Updated On: 11/7/04 at 11:11 AM
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#4re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:16am
May I ask that posters please name the TV show in question they are quoting from?
I know I'm stuck in a 1958 time-warp, but I'm not catching on to where these quotes are coming from. . .
Thanks!!! :)
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#5re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 11:33am
"Oh, hunny, one more thing. Stan sleepwalks, so if you bump into him in the middle of the night and he starts putting the moves on you, just go with it. You might get a mink in the morning."
Karen, "Will and Grace"
#6re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 1:46pm
Blanche: I do love the rain so. It reminds me of my first kiss.
Dorothy: Ah, you're first kiss was in the rain?
Blanche: No, it was in the shower.
I LOVE The Golden Girls!
Sunchips: Best Kept Secret in the chip aisle!!
#7re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 1:49pmLucy: "Next to sugar, Cuba's biggest export is ham."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#8re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:20pm
Cory (on Boy Meets World) explaining SCUBA.
"Something's Creepy Under Boat.... Andy."
I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
#9re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:23pm
After changing her name to "Princess Consuela Banana Hammock":
Pheobe: This is my husband.
Mike: Don't you want to tell her my name?
Pheobe: My husband Crap Bag.
Friends.
I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
saddle shoe side kick
Broadway Star Joined: 6/24/04
#10re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:28pm
iRuvPrinceton, "First name Crap, last name Bag." I looooove that episode 
"I'm a pretty girl, mama." -Penny Lou Pingleton, Hairspray
"You like football, Ed?" "Yeah..." "Good. Me too." -Chad & 'Ed', All Shook Up
"You like football, Ed?" "Yeah..." "Good. Me too." -Chad & 'Ed', All Shook Up
#11re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 2:29pmI knew something was off there!! Thanks. Haha I love it too!
I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#12re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:38pm
Ralph: One of these days, Alice! One of these days! BAM--right in the kisser!!!
--THE HONEYMOONERS
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#13re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:44pm
Carla: If the Brady bunch crashed in the Andes, who's going to eat who first?
Woody: I'd say probably the maid 'cuz she ain't kin.
Cliff: Sure, but if they were smart they would first ask her how she would best prepare herself.
(Cheers)
If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter of their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named...Yellnick McWawa.
(Cliff in Cheers)
I Cory Matthews am a Po-Ta-To. (Boy Meets World)
And hang on, when did you win the discus?
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#14re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:48pm
"Waaaaaaa!"
--Lucille Ball, I LOVE LUCY
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
shesings
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/14/04
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#16re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:52pm
[sound of Toilet Flushing]
--ALL IN THE FAMILY
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#17re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 6:59pm"Whoa. There's all kinds of gravity in here." - Jackie (while drunk) Roseanne
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
broadwaystar2b
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/28/04
#19re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:08pm
Fred: Ethel Mertz...This is your conscience, you've been gossiping...
Lucy: Ethel, you have the loudest conscience I've ever heard
Ricky: Lucy Ricardo...This is your conscience, you've been gosspin' too
Lucy: Oh fine my conscience has an accent.
Ricky: Fred, what do you know about rice?
Fred: I know I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life!
Ricky: You need to learn to budget your time.
Lucy: Like my checkbook?
Ricky: Heaven forbid.
yaaaaaay I LOVE LUCY!! Glebb and Mary_Ethel, you rock 
::bust a move::
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#20re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:09pm
Zepka,
Is it time for an I LOVE LUCY thread? :)
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#21re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:13pm
I LOVE LUCY APPRECIATION THREAD!!!! WOOHOO!!!
not like we've had one lately... haha
::bust a move::
#22re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:43pm
No Soup For You! - Soup Nazi, Seinfeld
(BTW, does anyone else have the I Love Lucy book of quotes?)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#23re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:46pm
No, Lucy Quotes BOOK, but:
http://members.tripod.com/~KateGymnast/quotes.html
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#24re: Favorite TV Quotes
Posted: 11/7/04 at 7:49pmLucy: "Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?"
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
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