Dollypop - Does Sister Selma have a fondness for Twinkies?
...and I stuff them in my shoes. Ha Ha Ha! Oh!
Yeah, I'm ready.
Is the red light on?
Now?
Now?
OK
OhmygoshI'veneverdonethisbefore. HELLO! My name is Matt. I'm a 34 year-old Libra in Chicago. I'm originally from Houston, but I felt I needed a change. I'm a good listener with a warm heart who can be as comfortable sipping a Chai Latte importantly discussing the political ramifications of the beat poetry movement of the 60s at a Starbucks-alternative as I can proudly eating a veal hero in one hand while firing my .45 at empty cans of Busch in the other.
My interests include amateur marching band competitions, paintball, Yanni, all Pointilists except Seraut (too commercial), Mel Tillis, sweet potatoes, Barbi Benson, spinning my own cotton thread, and playing the hammer dulcimer. I love dogs (I have 4) and hermit crabs (3). My favorite movie is In or Out and my favorite TV show is Mamma's Family.
I hope to find someone who will not only join me on the yellow-brick path to love, but will help me repave it as well. He or she must be between the ages of 23 and 47, energetic, kind, thoughtful, obediant, not too smart, a good listener, uglier than me, and have a valid driver's license.
I can't wait to meet you and start our life together.
Oh! And I'm allergic to shellfish.
Is that it?
Do you need anything else?
Is that thing still on?
Thank Isis! I gotta pee like a....
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian