I have a weirder complex, my mom tells me I need to lose weight, and I know I do, yet she gets insulted when I tell her that I don't want to eat what she cooks. (Gallons of fried foods.) Other than that, I'm lucky to have one of the "cooler" mothers.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.