I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
What a sheltered childhood you've had, nia, at least in regard to hot breakfast dishes. Cream of wheat and grits are kind of like oatmeal, but smoother and creamier. I'm not sure that picture gives you a very good idea of how they look.