For the straight boys (or) The Bubble Appreciation Thread

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For the straight boys (or) The Bubble Appreciation Thread

Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:43pm

I've not been able but to help noticing that many of you heterosexually-identified fellows are quite fond of my dear Hag-ette, LittleFish (Who is henceforth rechristened Bubble). This is your moment to sing her praises, and that of every other fine filly you may wish to hold forth on.

Bring it on, boys. Make the girls feel good.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:45pm

and that of every other fine filly you may wish to hold forth on.

Didn't we like... just play this game?
And I think I remember a lot of people being pissed off about it, too.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

re: For the straight boys (or) The Bubble Appreciation Thread

Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:49pm

I was just looking at her pic and wondering how old was she when the picture was taken???

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:49pm

I don't think so...we had one for the fag hags, but not a breeder-oriented one.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:51pm

Nevermind. Proceed as you will, I suppose. I guess you missed the "BWW's Hottest Women" fun.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

re: For the straight boys (or) The Bubble Appreciation Thread

Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:53pm

oh, *that* old thing. Oops.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

re: For the straight boys (or) The Bubble Appreciation Thread

Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:58pm

I don't understand the question. Do I turn-in my hetero-badge to someone?

scooter3843

re: For the straight boys (or) The Bubble Appreciation Thread

Posted: 3/23/05 at 12:58pm

Jesus god, you're STRAIGHT??

I'm gonna ****ing kill myself.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

re: For the straight boys (or) The Bubble Appreciation Thread

Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:01pm

I've been married for 29 years and have three sons - 27, 25 and 15. Why would you kill yourself because I'm straight?

scooter3843

#10

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:03pm

If that's you in your icon, Feodor, I know why he will kill himself.
I'm going to kick this off by saying that little Emcee girly girl is one hot mama.

#11

re: For the straight boys (or) The Bubble Appreciation Thread

Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:05pm

Yes, it's me; and, okay. That's the second time today that's happened to me! Oh, and, I still don't comprehend this thread.

scooter3843

Updated On: 3/23/05 at 01:05 PM

#12

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:05pm

oh, Feodor, gay boys all over this board probably wept a little.

#13

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:19pm

I don't think I've seen a girl here yet to arouse any interest.....yet....

#14

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:22pm

Oh, so that's the point of this thread? There are some cute young ladies here, but since I'm at least old enough to be the father of most who post here, it would be more than creepy of me to express any kind of lustful thoughts about them. Besides, I don't have any.

scooter3843

#15

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:23pm

Basically (If I've got it...) this thread is dedicated to the blonde beauty LittleFish. (Bubble is JailyardGuys' nickname for her) It's also left open to fawn over other ladies...

I'll start.

This site is an Internet home for many beautiful and witty ladies, many of whom I have plutonic crushes on. I will not create a list, because I will leave someone off. But lets say that honorable mention goes to: ~floweryfriend~ (li'l sis), NYAdGal (pink power is hot), CJR (for bendyness and avatars), Judy_In_Disguise (our resident sexpert/starlet, what a combo!)...

I don't know them well enough, but I have the feeling that Undi, LittleFish, and Beacon would also be on this list. :)

[Disclaimer: I'm 26 years old, straight, and happily married... My wife allows me enough freedom to respect feminine beauty and wit, and interact with those displaying said characteristics.]

Hamlet's father.

Updated On: 3/23/05 at 01:23 PM

#16

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:24pm

yes, that is correct. All Bubble, all the time.

Honey...what she doesn't know won't hurt you

Lust away. (You're only 26?)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#17

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:25pm

ck,

In other words, look slightly...but don't touch...much

#18

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:26pm

FS - and I question how old LF was in her avatar - which could make it even creepier. She is definitely cute. LF - how old were you when the pic was taken?

#19

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:26pm

Hold on Jaily... I never said "lust". It's appreciation...
And she DOES know. Half the time she's sitting next to me when I post. She has her favorites too. :)

Hamlet's father.

#20

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:27pm

That's a rather creepy relationship,I must say...

#21

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:27pm

CK - I assumed you were older. Is your wife hot???

#22

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:29pm

I think so... There's a picture of her in my fan photos. It's too far away, but I was trying to get as much of Monte Carlo in, as I could.

https://www.broadwayworld.com/viewphoto.cfm?id=3930

Hamlet's father.

#23

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:30pm

oh. Well, then....Hey there, Mrs. Keaton! *waves jauntily*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#24

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:31pm

Ck, make a WifeOfCK hotlist.
Inquiring minds want to know!

#25

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Posted: 3/23/05 at 1:31pm

Is the same lass who's way, way underage?

Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

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