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Posted: 7/7/07 at 1:38pm
Gotta hand it to that big-mouthed John Gibson ("War Against Christmas"), the pundit on Fox. He did a vehement diatribe against NBC for covering the Live Earth concerts. He said they showed their true colors giving this "one-sided" view of global warming, when MANY, FINE knowledgeable scientists would argue the case. Oh, that NBC! So predictably partisan, so daringly pro-active in taking on an environmental concern! How dare they!
Of course, Gibson's biggest beef was reserved for NBC providing that snippy renegade in an fuel-squandering mansion, Al Gore, with "a forum." And isn't Al Gore "a coward?" (his exact word) for being "afraid to debate?"
How dare Al Gore care about so-called "global warming!" anyway How dare that rich, smug Edwards with his tony coiffures care aboute poverty! The poor? HE'S NOT POOR! What a hypocrite! This is America, we celebrate "traditional values." You know, Wal Mart's Christmas displays! Buy your Creche from them, or their 4th quarer profits will tank.
Why, NBC's decision to show these soul-less, satanic concerts is the most shocking maninuplation by the media since ... that damned leftie Ted Kopple read the names of DEAD SOLIDERS! "Freedom of speech," He should've been sent to Guantanamo! And Al Gore should be BANNED until he debates Michael Crichton in prime time, with Brit Hume as moderator!
America, stand up so Al Gore and his wimps will stand down! Refuse to watch Godless rock singers sing in New Age praise of "saving our planet" this weekend! Who asked THEM to "save" the Earth! Our planet is supposed to EXPIRE. End of days, end of day... AL GORE WILL BE 'LEFT BEHIND!' TO FIGHT SATAN! Embrace your Christian ethos, and turn off that set!
Of course, Gibson's biggest beef was reserved for NBC providing that snippy renegade in an fuel-squandering mansion, Al Gore, with "a forum." And isn't Al Gore "a coward?" (his exact word) for being "afraid to debate?"
How dare Al Gore care about so-called "global warming!" anyway How dare that rich, smug Edwards with his tony coiffures care aboute poverty! The poor? HE'S NOT POOR! What a hypocrite! This is America, we celebrate "traditional values." You know, Wal Mart's Christmas displays! Buy your Creche from them, or their 4th quarer profits will tank.
Why, NBC's decision to show these soul-less, satanic concerts is the most shocking maninuplation by the media since ... that damned leftie Ted Kopple read the names of DEAD SOLIDERS! "Freedom of speech," He should've been sent to Guantanamo! And Al Gore should be BANNED until he debates Michael Crichton in prime time, with Brit Hume as moderator!
America, stand up so Al Gore and his wimps will stand down! Refuse to watch Godless rock singers sing in New Age praise of "saving our planet" this weekend! Who asked THEM to "save" the Earth! Our planet is supposed to EXPIRE. End of days, end of day... AL GORE WILL BE 'LEFT BEHIND!' TO FIGHT SATAN! Embrace your Christian ethos, and turn off that set!
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
Updated On: 7/7/07 at 01:38 PM