Friday Morning Chuckle

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 9:23am

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

"Yes, but are you good in bed?"

"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 9:26am

I am so forwarding this one on.

Thanks for the morning giggle! :o)

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 9:27am

*chuckle* Success!!

[Michelleruth2]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 10:27am

Thanks! I needed that!!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 10:42am

good one - from one adult to another :)

[Maggie]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 10:50am

Ha ha ha! That was cute!

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 10:51am

Too fun!!!

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 12:46pm

I don't get it...

[Michelleruth2]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 1:09pm

Let me draw you a picture..........

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 7/30/04 at 8:24pm

ah Bway Boobs, you never fail!
that was awesome :)