Friday Morning Chuckle
Friday Morning Chuckle
#0Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/30/04 at 9:23am
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#1re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/30/04 at 9:26am
I am so forwarding this one on.
Thanks for the morning giggle! :o)
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#2re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/30/04 at 9:27am*chuckle* Success!!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#4re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/30/04 at 10:42amgood one - from one adult to another :)
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#7re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/30/04 at 12:46pm
I don't get it... 
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The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#9re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 7/30/04 at 8:24pm
ah Bway Boobs, you never fail!
that was awesome :)
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