Friday Morning Chuckle

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 7:27am

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 8:35am

As always - thanks for a laugh to start the day!

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 2:47pm

<3

[zoran912]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 4:08pm

!!!

That's amazing!

[BroadwayDiva]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 4:12pm

Haha- that one's great!! Thanks!