Funniest bumper sticker

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 8:56pm

I saw one today that said " Born Again Pagan"

[searching]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:03pm

Jesus loves you -- everyone else thinks you're an a**hole. Updated On: 9/27/04 at 09:03 PM

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:05pm

"John WHO?"

"Jesus is coming! everybody look busy"

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:10pm

"Kick that son-of-a-bush out"

[chinkie azn jai]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:12pm

"My Schnauzer is smarter than your honor student"
My social studies teacher had that up in his classroom and i alway laughed.

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:13pm

trying the upload of pic.....

https://www.broadwayworld.com/viewphoto.cfm?id=2042


hmm...don't know why the pic is not showing up -- but a link is OK....

Updated On: 9/27/04 at 09:13 PM

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:18pm

Some of my favorites (politically inclined):

California - "My Governor can beat up your governor!"
(This one is really mean- but I laughed!) "Save the Rainforest, Burn a Liberal!"

My all time favorite-

"My Honors Student Beat up your Honors Student"

[Sunfish]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:31pm

Ouch! Got a violent streak in ya, LG?

I've seen some really great ones lately but I can't remember any of them. Probably Papa's laser beam.

[mominator]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:45pm

"Amherst, where reality is optional"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:47pm

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 09:47 PM

[Liam]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:07pm

I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY…
I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT



IF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
WHY DO CHURCHES BEG FOR IT?



BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS
…THEY'LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME



GOT KICKED OUT OF CUB SCOUTS
FOR EATING A BROWNIE


WORK HARD …
MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU!




CAT…
THE OTHER WHITE MEAT



KEEP HONKING
… I'M RELOADING



MY CHILD WAS INMATE OF THE MONTH
AT COUNTY JAIL



TATE REVENGE
SH*T ON A PIGEON

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:12pm

"I KNOW JESUS - he's my Mexican gardener"

I LOVE IT! (and I love Jesus too. That's hilarious)

[MyNameInLights]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:15pm

Rodney, those made me laugh out loud!

[NYBroadwayNY]

Posted: 9/27/04 at 11:03pm

A friend gave me one recently:

THINGS JUST HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT HOUSE FELL ON MY SISTER.

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 8:51am

Diaphram. The world needs more colored phrams.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 8:53am

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 08:53 AM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 12:42pm

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 12:42 PM

[laactress]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 12:46pm

"Next time leave a ****ing can opener so I can get my car out, assholes like you should take the bus"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 12:51pm

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."

"Visualize Whirled Peas."

"I haven't been the same since someone dropped a house on my sister."

[emmamia]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 1:29pm

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 2:39pm

Have you ever noticed that it's only the really homely people who drive around with religious-themed bumper stickers on their cars?

Really, the next time you see a car with a bumper sticker that reads: "I Heart Jesus"--or anything like that, take a look at who's behnd the wheel. It won't be Brad Pitt, I assure you!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 2:40pm

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 02:40 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 2:50pm

Then I suppose I should be happy that many people seem to think I'll be going to Hell.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 2:51pm

Updated On: 9/29/04 at 02:51 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/28/04 at 2:54pm

Are you trying to convince me it would be hell?