Funniest bumper sticker
Funniest bumper sticker
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#0Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 8:56pmI saw one today that said " Born Again Pagan"
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
searching
Swing Joined: 7/25/04
#1re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:03pmJesus loves you -- everyone else thinks you're an a**hole. Updated On: 9/27/04 at 09:03 PM
#2re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:05pm
"John WHO?"
"Jesus is coming! everybody look busy"
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#4re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:12pm
"My Schnauzer is smarter than your honor student"
My social studies teacher had that up in his classroom and i alway laughed.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
#5re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:13pm
trying the upload of pic.....
https://www.broadwayworld.com/viewphoto.cfm?id=2042
hmm...don't know why the pic is not showing up -- but a link is OK....
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
Updated On: 9/27/04 at 09:13 PM
LadyGuenevere
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/03
#6re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:18pm
Some of my favorites (politically inclined):
California - "My Governor can beat up your governor!"
(This one is really mean- but I laughed!) "Save the Rainforest, Burn a Liberal!"
My all time favorite-
"My Honors Student Beat up your Honors Student"
Sunfish
Broadway Star Joined: 6/11/03
#7re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:31pm
Ouch! Got a violent streak in ya, LG? 
I've seen some really great ones lately but I can't remember any of them. Probably Papa's laser beam.
#8re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 9:45pm"Amherst, where reality is optional"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#10re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:07pm
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY…
I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT
IF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
WHY DO CHURCHES BEG FOR IT?
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS
…THEY'LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME
GOT KICKED OUT OF CUB SCOUTS
FOR EATING A BROWNIE
WORK HARD …
MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU!
CAT…
THE OTHER WHITE MEAT
KEEP HONKING
… I'M RELOADING
MY CHILD WAS INMATE OF THE MONTH
AT COUNTY JAIL
TATE REVENGE
SH*T ON A PIGEON
LadyGuenevere
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/03
#11re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:12pm
"I KNOW JESUS - he's my Mexican gardener"
I LOVE IT! (and I love Jesus too. That's hilarious)
#12re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 10:15pmRodney, those made me laugh out loud!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
NYBroadwayNY
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/04
#13re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/27/04 at 11:03pm
A friend gave me one recently:
THINGS JUST HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE THAT HOUSE FELL ON MY SISTER.
#14re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 8:51amDiaphram. The world needs more colored phrams.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#17re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 12:46pm"Next time leave a ****ing can opener so I can get my car out, assholes like you should take the bus"
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#18re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 12:51pm
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
"Visualize Whirled Peas."
"I haven't been the same since someone dropped a house on my sister."
#19re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 1:29pm
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
~*~ Little Boys Who Play With Fire Get Their Fingers Burned ~*~ Tanya (Mamma Mia)
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#20re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 2:39pm
Have you ever noticed that it's only the really homely people who drive around with religious-themed bumper stickers on their cars?
Really, the next time you see a car with a bumper sticker that reads: "I Heart Jesus"--or anything like that, take a look at who's behnd the wheel. It won't be Brad Pitt, I assure you!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#22re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 2:50pmThen I suppose I should be happy that many people seem to think I'll be going to Hell.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#24re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 2:54pmAre you trying to convince me it would be hell?
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