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Funniest bumper sticker
Joined: 12/31/69
#26re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 3:21pm
"MY DACHSHUND IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT."
"BE ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY! PLANT A BUSH BACK IN CRAWFORD!"
"BUSH. LET'S NOT LET HIM WIN IN 2004, EITHER!"
:)
Neither a borrower nor a lender be...unless that's mine in the first place.
Updated On: 9/28/04 at 03:21 PM
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#28re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 3:43pmGod was my co-pilot but our plane crashed and I had to eat him. Updated On: 9/28/04 at 03:43 PM
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#29re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 3:44pmMy child passed the metal detector at John Marshall High.
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#30re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 3:44pmJesus is coming...look busy. Updated On: 9/28/04 at 03:44 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#31re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 3:45pm
"God was my co-pilot but the plane crashed and I had to eat him"
TOO FUNNY!
sweetiedarlinmia
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/8/04
#32re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 3:51pm
These are friggin hilarious!
Rodney, your icon is creepy yet I have the suspicion that I will be replicating that pumpkin this year.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#33re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 5:42pmSaw one that said............"Save The Chocolate Mousse"
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
CurtainUp2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#34re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 8:39pmMy Other Car's a Broom.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
CurtainUp2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#35re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 8:44pmJohn Kerry... Bringing Complete Sentences Back To The White House.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#36re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 9:16pmJesus Saves.........Moses Invests
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#37re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 9:25pm
'Oh God. PLEASE no more blonde teenaged singers.'
DofB5
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
CurtainUp2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#39re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 10:14pmConstipated People Don't Give A Crap!
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
CurtainUp2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#40re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 10:16pmConfucious Say... Man Who Fart In Church, Sit In Own Pew.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
CurtainUp2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#41re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 10:32pm
"Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy."
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
CurtainUp2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#42re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/28/04 at 10:35pm
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
fae
Stand-by Joined: 7/25/04
#43re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/29/04 at 1:46am
i used to own a 1985 chevy impala...aaaaaahhh those were the days. how i loved that "bench seating" :)
anyway the bumper sticker on the back read
0-60 in 15 minutes
Ocean Breeze soap. It's just like taking an ocean cruise only there's no boat and you don't go anywhere.
Albin
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#46re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/29/04 at 2:19pm"If you can read this, you're not the president."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#47re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/29/04 at 2:21pmPETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals
#48re: Funniest bumper sticker
Posted: 9/29/04 at 4:47pm
REPUBLICANS MAKE JESUS CRY
GET OFF THE PHONE AND DRIVE!
I WASN'T BORN IN TEXAS, BUT I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
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