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Funniest posts
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#25re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/4/04 at 7:20pm
I just saw him on Totally Obsessed on VH1. I had seen that website before, but it didn't make it any less creepy.
But hey, he walks around like that all the time, so more power to him. 
#26re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/4/04 at 7:33pmI have so much respect for that man, he doesn't look a day over 20 and he's 50 and very unique, but I didn't know that he existed and it was the most random thing ever.
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#27re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/4/04 at 8:05pm
I wish I could be much wittier on these posts. Everyone always says such funny stuff, and I can never think of anything until like two days after the fact....
Pretty much anything Matt G says cracks me up
#28re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/4/04 at 8:54pm
Littlefish, I'm right there with you! 
"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt
#29re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/4/04 at 10:17pm
I know this is called off-topic and all, but please people, MIDGETS! I was watching the Amazing Race tv show, and one of the contestents was a dwarf. It was sad watching her keep up with her partner. Her legs are so short, she has to run extra hard... you know? (She lasted pretty long and put up a good effort... but she got eliminated).
just kidding
*wink* *wink*
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#30re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/4/04 at 10:26pm
---We need to add "midget" to Every ones a little bit racest ---
haha that would be great
as for my 'funny posts' im not sure.. ive chuckled at quite a few things... most recently at a few new avatars
#31re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/5/04 at 9:19am
Boy, ain't nothin makes me laugh more than people who are short to the degree that it effects their daily lives and causes them to be ridiculed. That's what I call funny.
Hey, what about the blind or deaf? There must be some real comedy there. I know a guy who uses a wheelchair. I laugh my ass off everytime I see him trying to navigate the city streets.
It's okay for me to make fun of them because some stupid puppets sing a song that allows me to feel free to ridicule others.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#32re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/5/04 at 10:04amOrion - thank you. I tried to say something earlier, and somehow it got interpreted that it wasn't funny because of the timing of it all. The fact that the original post and its responses were out of line seemed to get lost in the shuffle.
#33re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/5/04 at 10:41amGuys? Is "midgets" politically correct?
Real men are tenors.
#34re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/5/04 at 1:33pmNo, I think they're actually dwarves or little people. But gosh golly gee whiz, midget is so much more fun to say.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#35re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/5/04 at 2:36pmDoes little midgets work?
BSoBW2: I punched Sondheim in the face after I saw Wicked and said, "Why couldn't you write like that!?"
#36re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/5/04 at 3:02pmActually, what I found funny about the quoted post was not that midgets themselves are fodder for ridicule, but someone had a phobia of them - and the politically-incorrect post that he made about it.
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NYBroadwayNY
Broadway Star Joined: 7/17/04
#37re: funniest posts
Posted: 9/5/04 at 3:10pm
One of the funniest I've read was the one about people getting "netted" in NY. There was a section where Zola and MattG went back and forth about Corine getting upset. It went like:
I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy now.
You bitches chased Corine away. She's not going to post here anymore.
Zola, come with me. To the emerald city. You can still be with the Wizard.
You and I, defyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiing graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavity.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwqaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
No one mourns the netted!!!
You guys cracked me up on that one. LOL
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