(opening day of The Fountain -- outside the movie theater)
Jerby: Hi Addy!
Addy: Oh, hi Jerby!
Jerby: What are you in line for?
Addy: The Fountain! I can't wait! I LOVE Hugh Jackman.
Jerby: Oh dear.
Addy: What?
Jerby: I guess you didn't hear.
Addy: Hear what?
Jerby: At the last minute, they decided to edit Hugh Jackman out of the film and replace him with Brad Pitt.
Addy: WHAT??
Jerby: Yeah. It happened this past week. HUGE scandal.
Addy: Oh. Well, dammit! Nevermind then. (starts to leave)
Jerby: Hey--do you mind if I take your spot?
Addy: No, go right ahead! I'm just going to go home and watch Kate and Leopold. (sigh) (leaves)
Jerby: YES!!!!
--and scene--