Galindy's gonna tell me a story!!!- Page 12

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:46pm

Alright... A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:47pm

" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:48pm

ok...

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:48pm

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:49pm

alright then. this is strange. lol.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:49pm

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:50pm

heck $200 is pretty darn good. i'm waiting for the money to be monopoly money. lol.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:51pm

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:52pm

hahahaha!

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:52pm

Would you like more since it's just us?

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:54pm

ok! sorry, i'm like storyless.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:54pm

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:55pm

fun! *grabs a blanket*

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:56pm

"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 10:57pm

awww. how sweet. that's not going to last.

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:04pm

no more story? *tears up*

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:05pm

Sorry I was bleaching my bro's hair.

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:06pm

o0o fun stuff. i'm glad the story's back!

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:07pm

The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:08pm

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:09pm

ok. thanks for telling me a story, btw!

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:10pm

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

[WiCkEd4LyFfE]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:10pm

I am here!

[ponine24601]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:10pm

hahaha. yay! lucky him!

[GaLiNdaFied]

Posted: 8/17/04 at 11:12pm

More? Yay for Wicked!