How come this reminds me of the whole situation a few years back where McDonald's customers were complaining and suing the business due to the fact that their food made them fat. As oppose to them not taking the heat for overeating.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll