Gandhi Poppins
Gandhi Poppins
#0Gandhi Poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 9:56am
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the
time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#1gandhi poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 10:01ami'll have you know, mister matt, that i knew ghandi. ghandi was a friend of mine. while he had a generous and easy sense of humor i can tell you without a doubt that he would have found this joke not only unfunny, but hurtful to both himself and to hindus everywhere. why don't you take your racism elsewhere mr. not comfortable except in a white sheet while burning a cross and singing dixie in four part harmony with three guys named bubba?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
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pray to st. jude
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#2gandhi poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 10:06am
I'm reminded of the musical they're writing about Bush
"Super-Frantic-Unproductive-Nothing-Legislation "
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
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#3gandhi poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 10:07amBut since they said it loud enough, it surely caused frustration
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#4gandhi poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 10:07amThat reminds me papa, our second tenor has strep throat. Can you fill in this weekend?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#5gandhi poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 10:10ami'll have you know, craig, that i know the president. the president is a friend of mine. while he had a generous and easy sense of humor i can tell you without a doubt that he would find this joke not only unfunny, but hurtful to himself and to presidents everywhere. why don't you take your classism elsewhere mr. not comfortable except in a mao jacket while burning a mansion and singing the internationale in four part harmony with three guys named che?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#6gandhi poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 10:13amonly if i get to be grand dragon this time, mister matt.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#7gandhi poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 10:17amSure thing, papa. And we'll give you +2 in Spells and Shields.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#8gandhi poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 10:20amrock on, i am so there!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#9gandhi poppins
Posted: 3/28/06 at 12:28pm
hmmm. except for the halitosis, this is mostly true. his diet wasn't odd, just sparingly ayurvedic. not everyone believes he was a mystic. i know many indians who hate on him and say that he was a fraud, but in the main , i think you can say he was a mystic and get away with it.
as a hindu person, i find it silly and funny and as it is a mary poppins reference, there is hint of the Raj about it but i don't think it's offensive.
Mind is Mantra.
Updated On: 3/28/06 at 12:28 PM
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