Gay Rehab Camp on The View

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Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:03am

now!

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#2

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:05am

Is it the one that Star's husband graduated from?

#3

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:11am

Must be - I'm on the edge!

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#4

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:11am

What the hell is up with the sudden rash of promoting this crap?

#5

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:16am

It's also ABC, so it might be in some way related to the GMA story. But The View is quite liberal, so it should be interesting.

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#6

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:17am

Would be a great place to pick up guys. Group shower anyone?

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Updated On: 8/1/05 at 11:17 AM

#7

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:19am

If your avatar is at this camp, sign me up.

#8

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:31am

Sure, will bring him along - I have a nice leash that I use for special occasions.

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#9

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 12:38pm

So what happened? I'm stuck at work and can't see! I imagine:

Joy Behar "Once a faggelah, always a faggelah, that's what I say! Of course, it could be worse! You marry a faggelah and you get someone who can pick out a nice pair of shoes, you know? He'll say 'Honey, looks like you got those boats at Payless!' But you got to put up with him wearing your panties when you're at work, Y'know what I mean? But it's not like he's gonna stretch them out, right?"

At which point, Star breaks down sobbing.

Barbara Walters says "I beweeve that gays can change if they want to. I dated Malcolm Forbes. Could that man Foxtrot!"

The young, ethnic one says "I don't care if he's gay, he's hot. Where did you get those jeans!"

Did I miss anything?

#10

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 12:39pm

well, you forgot Meredith's response.

#11

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 12:50pm

LOL Beav!

Mostly, the women gave the camp guys a smackdown. Just as I suspected.

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#12

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 12:52pm

Terry McMillan is coming on next!

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#13

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:24pm

You mean gay people can change? And all you have to do is send them to camp?

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#14

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:26pm

I heart Joy- she's the only one who thought this camp was insane.

#15

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:26pm

I've just signed up! I've asked for the S&M cabin to the left of the tea room.

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#16

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:26pm

Honey I have been camping ever since I heard the Ethel Merman disco album and it hasn't changed me a bit!

#17

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:28pm

I have an idea. We should write a musical based on this. Iam serious. It would be hysterically funny!

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#18

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:37pm

i think yenta's onto something!

#19

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:37pm

Hmmmmm. An ex-gay camp. I can see some possibilities here- a love duet that is really a quartet- the man & woman sing to each other about how hot they are for each other, but meanwile their same-sex partners are joining in with their stories. A big first act latin-themed number where the Ex-gays all proclaim their heterosexuality: "Gay? No way, Jose!"

Then in the second act, an ex-gay couple arrives and sets hearts a-fire-- and some serious partner switching. At the end, the cast will do a big reprise of the first act finale, renamed "Hey, I'm Gay, OK?"

Casting...I'm picturing supporting actors Rosie O'Donnell as the camp cook and her Husband B. D. Wong as the camp maintenance man, but they switch jobs when no one is looking.

But who to write the score....Seems like a job for Jerry Herman. Unless you want a more alternative score-- I wonder if David Bowie would be interested? He wouldn't need much research.

#20

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:41pm

You have to remember that Will & Grace based an episode on this, but for adults.

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re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:41pm

Now who can we star in this musical? How would be the best choice as head counselor?

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#22

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:41pm

I hear these gay-rehab camps are a great way to find a boyfriend.

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#23

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:41pm

I'd be a great "head" counselor. Lots of years of experience.

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#24

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 3:30pm

Imagine the big finale when they all go home at the end of the summer completely rehabilitated as normal straight people. I see a huge dancing number with songs ....................

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#25

re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View

Posted: 8/1/05 at 3:34pm

And Visiting DAy when the families come to see how their kids have become normal.

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