Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Gay Rehab Camp on The View
#0Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:03amnow!
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#1re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:05amIs it the one that Star's husband graduated from?
#2re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:11amMust be - I'm on the edge!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#3re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:11am
What the hell is up with the sudden rash of promoting this crap?
#4re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:16amIt's also ABC, so it might be in some way related to the GMA story. But The View is quite liberal, so it should be interesting.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#5re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:17am
Would be a great place to pick up guys. Group shower anyone?
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
Updated On: 8/1/05 at 11:17 AM
#6re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:19am
If your avatar is at this camp, sign me up.
#7re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 11:31amSure, will bring him along - I have a nice leash that I use for special occasions.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
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#8re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 12:38pm
So what happened? I'm stuck at work and can't see! I imagine:
Joy Behar "Once a faggelah, always a faggelah, that's what I say! Of course, it could be worse! You marry a faggelah and you get someone who can pick out a nice pair of shoes, you know? He'll say 'Honey, looks like you got those boats at Payless!' But you got to put up with him wearing your panties when you're at work, Y'know what I mean? But it's not like he's gonna stretch them out, right?"
At which point, Star breaks down sobbing.
Barbara Walters says "I beweeve that gays can change if they want to. I dated Malcolm Forbes. Could that man Foxtrot!"
The young, ethnic one says "I don't care if he's gay, he's hot. Where did you get those jeans!"
Did I miss anything?
#10re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 12:50pm
LOL Beav!
Mostly, the women gave the camp guys a smackdown. Just as I suspected.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
SueleenGay
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#11re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 12:52pmTerry McMillan is coming on next!
PEACE.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#12re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:24pmYou mean gay people can change? And all you have to do is send them to camp?
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#13re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:26pm
I heart Joy- she's the only one who thought this camp was insane.
#14re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:26pmI've just signed up! I've asked for the S&M cabin to the left of the tea room.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
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#15re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:26pmHoney I have been camping ever since I heard the Ethel Merman disco album and it hasn't changed me a bit!
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#16re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:28pmI have an idea. We should write a musical based on this. Iam serious. It would be hysterically funny!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
apdarcey
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#18re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:37pm
Hmmmmm. An ex-gay camp. I can see some possibilities here- a love duet that is really a quartet- the man & woman sing to each other about how hot they are for each other, but meanwile their same-sex partners are joining in with their stories. A big first act latin-themed number where the Ex-gays all proclaim their heterosexuality: "Gay? No way, Jose!"
Then in the second act, an ex-gay couple arrives and sets hearts a-fire-- and some serious partner switching. At the end, the cast will do a big reprise of the first act finale, renamed "Hey, I'm Gay, OK?"
Casting...I'm picturing supporting actors Rosie O'Donnell as the camp cook and her Husband B. D. Wong as the camp maintenance man, but they switch jobs when no one is looking.
But who to write the score....Seems like a job for Jerry Herman. Unless you want a more alternative score-- I wonder if David Bowie would be interested? He wouldn't need much research.
#19re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:41pmYou have to remember that Will & Grace based an episode on this, but for adults.
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The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#20re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:41pmNow who can we star in this musical? How would be the best choice as head counselor?
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#21re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:41pmI hear these gay-rehab camps are a great way to find a boyfriend.
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#22re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 2:41pmI'd be a great "head" counselor. Lots of years of experience.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#23re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 3:30pmImagine the big finale when they all go home at the end of the summer completely rehabilitated as normal straight people. I see a huge dancing number with songs ....................
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#24re: Gay Rehab Camp on The View
Posted: 8/1/05 at 3:34pmAnd Visiting DAy when the families come to see how their kids have become normal.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
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