"It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes.
This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers."
- Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
i forgot to add... not starbucks, i've previously given the drama/english teacher this with the rest of the cast in the previous fall play. i'm thinking a dunkin donuts gift certificate (if there is) for my physics teacher.
and i saw this really funny shakespearian insult mug online... but i duno if my matre' will allow me to order it.