Give the person above you a profession — Page 10
#227
Posted: 11/11/05 at 3:53pm
Jesus freak
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#228
Posted: 11/11/05 at 3:55pm
What did I do to deserve this?
Senior nude beach lifeguard.
Senior nude beach lifeguard.
#229
Posted: 11/11/05 at 3:56pm
President of Cuba
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#231
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:01pm
"In My Life" actor therapist.
#232
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:06pm
Girl of my dreams
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#233
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:06pm
Supervisor of squirrels for Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
#234
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:07pm
Swordfish Swashbuckler
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
#235
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:07pm
bathroom attendant
XING
PED
PED
#237
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:07pm
Elaine Stritch impersonator.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#238
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:08pm
Whatever it is that Jose does
(Carl that made my heart stop a little and I blushed)
(Carl that made my heart stop a little and I blushed)
Updated On: 11/11/05 at 04:08 PM
#240
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:08pm
Movie Critic
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#241
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:08pm
Plum Smuggler
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#242
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:08pm
Bat Girl
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
#243
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:09pm
oompa loompa
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
-cheezedoodle
-cheezedoodle
#244
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:10pm
Sports uniform number sewer.
#245
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:10pm
Kristin Chenoweth helium voice pumper
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#247
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:10pm
backstage dresser
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#249
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:12pm
That was my dream job from my childhood!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#250
Posted: 11/11/05 at 4:59pm
Lingerie Designer
This is my signature.
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