Going "Downtown" causes cancer
Going "Downtown" causes cancer
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#1Going "Downtown" causes cancer
Posted: 6/3/13 at 8:58am
OMG I am so relieved that I am safe from catching throat cancer. Thank you Michael Douglas for discovering this!
Gay men can now warn their straight male and lesbian friends of something we've known for years!
Cunnilingus causes throat cancer AND cures it too!
Updated On: 6/3/13 at 08:58 AM
Tom1071
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/1/04
#2Going
Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:41am
Gay men are just as susceptible to oral HVP infection as straight men. Statistics say that almost 85% of the population has HPV so the odds of a sexually active person coming in contact with the virus in their lifetime is almost certain. They have approved the Gardasil vaccine for men and I asked my doctor for it but he said that it is not given to anyone 29 years of age or older who has been sexually active because chances are you probably already have it. Unfortunately, there is no test for men to know for certain and not everyone manifest visible symptoms.
Updated On: 6/3/13 at 11:41 AM
Brian07663NJ
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Tom1071
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FindingNamo
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
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ghostlight2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/5/04
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#10Going
Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:37pm
I read throat cancer tied to oral sex...
Michael Douglas throat cancer tied to oral sex?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
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Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#12Going
Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:59pmCould have sworn the Thread Title said GOING DOWNTON CAUSES CANCER, which frankly wouldn't have surprised me at all.
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#14Going
Posted: 6/3/13 at 3:21pmShe was terrible in A Little Night Music but I'm glad to know Catherine Zeta-Jones is getting hers.
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-Kad
Brian07663NJ
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#17Going
Posted: 6/3/13 at 3:38pmSo, Michael is just proving he's a straight guy who LOVES cunnilingus. Funny how this happens right as the Liberace film has opened, and has been called the gayest thing since pink ink was invented.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
Tom1071
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Gothampc
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bethnor
Broadway Star Joined: 10/15/08
#22Going
Posted: 6/3/13 at 9:54pm
Yeah - his years of smoking had nothing to do with it at all. I think the cancer has gone to his brain.
surprisingly, it probably didn't. the kinds of throat cancer you get from smoking are usually much more lethal, the surgeries required to remove them much more disfiguring (not always).
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