Going "Downtown" causes cancer

[Brian07663NJ]

Going "Downtown" causes cancer#1

Posted: 6/3/13 at 8:58am

OMG I am so relieved that I am safe from catching throat cancer. Thank you Michael Douglas for discovering this!

Gay men can now warn their straight male and lesbian friends of something we've known for years!


Cunnilingus causes throat cancer AND cures it too! Updated On: 6/3/13 at 08:58 AM

[Tom1071]

Going #2

Posted: 6/3/13 at 11:41am

Gay men are just as susceptible to oral HVP infection as straight men. Statistics say that almost 85% of the population has HPV so the odds of a sexually active person coming in contact with the virus in their lifetime is almost certain. They have approved the Gardasil vaccine for men and I asked my doctor for it but he said that it is not given to anyone 29 years of age or older who has been sexually active because chances are you probably already have it. Unfortunately, there is no test for men to know for certain and not everyone manifest visible symptoms.

Updated On: 6/3/13 at 11:41 AM

[Brian07663NJ]

Going #2

Posted: 6/3/13 at 12:04pm

I was going for laughs...yes I understand the facts. Thanks though.

[Tom1071]

Going #3

Posted: 6/3/13 at 12:30pm

I got that you were going for humor. I was not trying to set you straight on anything. That's just what I wanted to contribute for anyone out there that might not know the facts.







Updated On: 6/3/13 at 12:30 PM

[FindingNamo]

Going #4

Posted: 6/3/13 at 12:50pm

Now is a great time to applaud known MENSA members Rosie O'Donnell and Jenny McCarthy for their brave stances against the HPV vaccine.

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[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Going #5

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:21pm

Shouldn't the joke be "dowNtown"?

[Unknown User]

Going #6

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:29pm

DId he just throw Cancerous Zeta Jones under the bus with this public discussion?


Or maybe it was Sharon Stone...

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Going #7

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:30pm

I don't think either of them have cancer. Maybe warts.

[ghostlight2]

Going #8

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:32pm

Yeah - his years of smoking had nothing to do with it at all. I think the cancer has gone to his brain.

[Jordan Catalano]

Going #9

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:36pm

Will people now attribute her Tony awards performance on her HPV?

[Unknown User]

Going #10

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:37pm

I read throat cancer tied to oral sex...


Michael Douglas throat cancer tied to oral sex?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Going #11

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:38pm

THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!

[Roscoe]

Going #12

Posted: 6/3/13 at 1:59pm

Could have sworn the Thread Title said GOING DOWNTON CAUSES CANCER, which frankly wouldn't have surprised me at all.

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[SNAFU]

Going #13

Posted: 6/3/13 at 2:22pm

You can no longer forget all your problems, forget all your cares when you go Downtown.

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[givesmevoice]

Going #14

Posted: 6/3/13 at 3:21pm

She was terrible in A Little Night Music but I'm glad to know Catherine Zeta-Jones is getting hers.

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[Reginald Tresilian]

Going #15

Posted: 6/3/13 at 3:32pm

No longer blaming it on Catherine Zeta-Jones, CBE, HPV

[Brian07663NJ]

Going #16

Posted: 6/3/13 at 3:37pm

ok but I'm still not going down there.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Going #17

Posted: 6/3/13 at 3:38pm

So, Michael is just proving he's a straight guy who LOVES cunnilingus. Funny how this happens right as the Liberace film has opened, and has been called the gayest thing since pink ink was invented.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Tom1071]

Going #18

Posted: 6/3/13 at 3:42pm

"And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.'"

I just don't get that statement.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Going #19

Posted: 6/3/13 at 3:43pm

Diva, I bet you're absolutely right.

[Gothampc]

Going #20

Posted: 6/3/13 at 3:44pm

Poor Petula Clarke. She can never sing that song again.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Unknown User]

Going #21

Posted: 6/3/13 at 5:36pm

Is Michael Douglas too Clam Happy?


Clam Happy

[bethnor]

Going #22

Posted: 6/3/13 at 9:54pm

Yeah - his years of smoking had nothing to do with it at all. I think the cancer has gone to his brain.

surprisingly, it probably didn't. the kinds of throat cancer you get from smoking are usually much more lethal, the surgeries required to remove them much more disfiguring (not always).

[Playbilly]

Going #23

Posted: 6/3/13 at 10:02pm

Just in time to get Emmy voter publicity. Btw, one of the tabloids has him on the cover inferring he's gay.

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[Master Bates]

Going to get you, Barbara#24

Posted: 6/3/13 at 10:34pm